[curmudgeonII]

...He likes beer, booze, plonk, alcohol, and ale, leave passes ...

I was doing fine with your definition until you came up with plonk. What the hell is plonk>

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

plonk: excl.,vt.

[Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang ‘plonk’ for cheap booze, or ‘plonker’ for someone behaving stupidly (latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish schmuck)] The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file.