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Cheney and Bush had Wellstone murdered. Sheesh ! They are still trying to get over the hangover from the Wellstone 'Memorial' party/DNC Convention they had for him ...
CIA GAMMA RAY ASSASSINATION EXPOSED!
ROSWELL-(FReeper News Wire)-December 32, 2003--Submitted for your approval, the too-convenient removal of the stubborn senator, an act so craven it was voted among the top seven craven acts of 2003 by the Craven Foundation for People and the American Way.
Astrophysicist chiropractic medium Ruppert Z. Fetzer presented his thesis before the Convention of Weekly World News reporters at the Roswell Hyatt today, blowing the lid off the most closely-held secret of the Beltway's Assassination Response Force (BARF).
"I therefore state unequivocally that a carful of investigators leaving point A before the Beech left the airfield (point B) and arriving at the crash site before the crash, would have made the investigators actually too young to be able to drive."
"Ming the Republican! I cannot allow you to use the CIA Gamma Ray Weapon on the Wellstone plane!"
"It's too late, Professor Ruppert Z. Fetzer, for you see the Beech has been immobilized by the ectoplasmic discharge!"
