To: Conspiracy Guy
No problem: take one aluminum pull tab. Make sure it's in excellent condition and clean. Put the tab to your mouth, use your free hand as a cover, stick your head in the high grass, and say in a real brusque, raspy voice: "HEEEEEERE toady, toady, toady!" Works every time, guaranteed.
83 posted on
12/29/2003 1:38:28 PM PST by
cake_crumb
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To: cake_crumb
That will take forever to gather enough toads for a plague of toads. I have a "Plague of Toads Kit" somewhere!
85 posted on
12/29/2003 1:43:57 PM PST by
Conspiracy Guy
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