[exile]

What man in his right mind needs tons of shoes? I've given this a lot of thought, and have concluded that the optimal number of pairs of shoes a man needs is three. One pair of sneakers, for exercise, errands and sneaking. A pair of dress shoes for everything else, and a spare pair of dress shoes in case something happens to the first pair.

[sticker]

You forgot boots, a pair of hiking boots is a must. Also, are waders considered shoes?

[FLAMING DEATH]

You forgot boots.

[Kozak]

One pair of sneakers, for exercise, errands and sneaking. A pair of dress shoes for everything else, and a spare pair of dress shoes in case something happens to the first pair.

Come on what wardrobe is complete without a pair of hunting boots?

[Melas]

What man in his right mind needs tons of shoes? I've given this a lot of thought, and have concluded that the optimal number of pairs of shoes a man needs is three. One pair of sneakers, for exercise, errands and sneaking. A pair of dress shoes for everything else, and a spare pair of dress shoes in case something happens to the first pair.

I too have thought about it and decided you're wrong. I need 2 pairs of sneakers. One good pair to work out in, and an old pair to wear around the house. I need a pair of engineer boots with a steel toe for motorcycle riding. 1 pair of hiking boots for the outdoors. 1 pair of dress shoes. Finally, 2 pair of cowboy boots, because it's the law in Texas.