Caption the Clintons boogalooing down Broadway

AP/Yahoo! News Photos | December 27, 2003

[sam I am]

Just hiding the rope burns around their necks.

[arasina]

BILL's thinking: "We don't walk down the street together often. In fact, we don't do much of anything together. Hillary needed a togetherness photo op, so I'm obliging. I just hope we don't run into Christina, Amy or Mary Lou tonight!"

HILLARY's thinking: "We look so together, so in love, just like in my book. I think Bill and I really look like a couple, you know, with our tonally matching scarves and all. (insert Hillary high school girl giggle here) I sure hope we run into Christina, Amy or Mary Lou tonight!"

[beethoven]

Chelsea has her eye on the biggest dummy of all. . .

[MinuteGal]

Me and my shadow
Booglin' down the av-en-oo
Just me and my Billy
We're the ones folks tell their woes and troubles to

Just me and my shadow
And I'll say it from the start
They'll need a crowbar
To ever break us apart

Though we may cruise solo
We don't feel blue
We keep in touch
So he knows what to do

And if he gives me sass
I'll start to rise
I'll throw trays of ash
And punch out his eyes

Before I'm finished
This country will roar
I'll take over the world
Then a few planets more

Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
For my Billy and me
Wow!
For my shadow and me!

Leni

[Jumpmaster]

The Muppet's noses look more real than Bill's.

[varon]

"The NYC Sanitation Department must be on strike again.
Look at all the trash on the street!"

[petitfour]

Trailer for sale or rent . . .

[Kaslin]

Where is the fashion sense?

[Fresh Wind]

[ReagansShinyHair]

For #3:

We all voted!

[Keen-Minded]

Which one isn't a clown?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Date night for the creep.

[renosathug]

Zero.point.zero.

The scarf, sans overcoat is dumb-looking. And both the scarves are phony. I mean it was hardly a winter wonderland in NYC this weekend.


Hill looks like a Stepford wife in that picture. A robot, locked on a target--political power and spoils. Looks like she's trying to outrun Bill, too.

[janetgreen]

Hillary's hair always looks dirty.

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . Midnight Cowfutures

. . . . . . . .

. . .Bubba Buck and Ratso Ridgo

[mattdono]

I was thinking the same thing. What's the deal with the scarves without overcoats?

Maybe they are covering their extra breathing holes? Isn't there some kind of reptile that has extra breathing holes on their neck?

No, well, what the hell, that's go with the reptile explanation because, frankly, I have no idea why someone would wear something like that. (?)

[wdkeller]

One day, Bill Clinton was taking a walk, when a prostitute approached him. "$20", she said. "$15", he counteroffered, at which the prostitue stormed off in a huff.
Later that evening, Bill was walking with Hillary, when he saw the same prostitute, who smirked and said, "See what you get for $15?"

[jocon307]

"What a fashion disaster. Scarf with no overcoat?"

i think he's going for the Oxford Don look, poor Rhodes scholar that he is! What a maroon!

[LauraJean]

maybe the scarves hide the bite marks. I don't know, what self-respecting vampire would bite those two.

[Cogadh na Sith]

No kidding! What kind of a stupid-ass, no class hick wears a scarf with no topcoat?

What is the matter with these people and why do the (m)asses love them?!