Everyone don their tin-foil hat: it's those mysterious folks at Halliburton who ordered Karl Rove ("the puppetmaster") to order George W. Bush ("the puppet") to attack Iraq in a fiendish plot to steal Iraqi oil.
Dems are so lame.
You seem to be really up on all the facts (winkwink). Why didn't George Bush attack & invade Mexico for their oil first? It would have been so much easier. (chuckle)