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1 posted on 12/26/2003 11:31:33 PM PST by woofie
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To: woofie
LOL!
2 posted on 12/26/2003 11:34:56 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: woofie
I thought this was from the Onion or something , but I see you wrote this funny piece yourself. Yes, Dean just may say that! Afterall, he suddenly remembered he worshiped Jesus after campaigning in the Bible Belt.
3 posted on 12/26/2003 11:36:20 PM PST by ladyinred (God Bless our Troops!)
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To: woofie
Has anyone checked Dean from the backside. I am certain is toes, if not his whole foot, are sticking out from between his buttcheeks..
4 posted on 12/26/2003 11:39:15 PM PST by mindspy
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To: woofie
HA! HA! HA! ...Is this for real???...Surely, this is a joke...Where are the sarcasm tags???

>SMACK TO FOREHEAD<

I wish someone had told me that DEAN is on our side!..Why didn't anyone tell me about this?...Was I suppose say anything???...How is the DU taking this? :))

5 posted on 12/26/2003 11:56:15 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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To: woofie
I consider Howard Dean as a typical northeastern Liberal Elite who is completely unaware that his comments about the south would be considered an insult. I have met people like him and they believe they are superior. I believe the only reason why he apologized for his remarks is because his handlers told him to do so.

Howard Dean is so far out of touch from what makes this country tick it's pathetic. I will bet the rent that he will not win a single State in the South. In fact, If he is the Nominee, I doubt he will win a single State next November.

Howard Dean does not have what it takes to lead this country and his flip flopping on the issues will not fool the American people. We live in serious times that call for serious leadership. And this is something Howard Dean doesn't possess

6 posted on 12/27/2003 12:01:39 AM PST by MJY1288 (WITHOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS, LIBERALS WOULDN'T HAVE ANY !)
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To: woofie
funny!!
7 posted on 12/27/2003 12:04:54 AM PST by texasflower (in the event of the rapture.......the Bush White House will be unmanned)
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To: woofie
I'm convinced that Dean was recruited to run for the democrat nomination by none other than Karl Rove himself. There is no freaking way this happened all by itself and these insane remarks by dean are his. This script is being written by Karl. It just has to be planned and orchestrated by Karl. I'm sure the "bigot" remark will be one of his up and coming releases.
9 posted on 12/27/2003 12:12:12 AM PST by dc-zoo
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To: woofie
I think it's safe to say the next Dean Meetup (January 7th) might look something like this:

12 posted on 12/27/2003 12:23:14 AM PST by cheesebus
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To: woofie
Copied and disseminated LOL
13 posted on 12/27/2003 12:24:39 AM PST by Az Joe
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To: woofie
One of the funniest of the original writing I've seen on FR!

Great!
15 posted on 12/27/2003 12:28:01 AM PST by ILBBACH
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To: woofie
I don't think Dean would make it out alive campaigning in the South.
16 posted on 12/27/2003 12:33:57 AM PST by Fledermaus (Just to help out all of you morons on the left - an Orange Alert doesn't mean stockpiling juice!)
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To: woofie
I also heard that to reach out to female voters, he was going to get some kind of operation and become some sort of "half man, half woman" shemale thing.
17 posted on 12/27/2003 12:49:11 AM PST by mansion (Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?)
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To: woofie
LOL. Nice work.
20 posted on 12/27/2003 1:30:30 AM PST by jagrmeister (I'm not a conservative. I don't seek to conserve, I seek to reform.)
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21 posted on 12/27/2003 1:48:49 AM PST by South40 (My vote helped defeat cruz bustamante; did yours?)
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To: woofie; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Since you will be comming south soon, this might interest you.

This was really good woofie.
22 posted on 12/27/2003 2:05:57 AM PST by SeeRushToldU_So (No, I don't watch rasslin'?)
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To: woofie
"It shows a lack of education about the South on his part," says presidential candidate John Edwards, " We, in the South are not all bigots....some of us are black"

And Edwards is proof that some Southerners really are stupid. I can't decide who's worse, sanctimonious Dean or "I'll be your b!tch" Edwards. While I am sad that Edwards was elected to office in NC, I thank goodness that he was born in SC. They can apologize for him.
24 posted on 12/27/2003 5:47:01 AM PST by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: woofie
Capitalizing on bigotry may be a risky political move however, many experts are unsure just how this will play out in the general election.

Oh, he's got it all figured out. He'll just admit to being a bigot while he's in the south. He won't mention it while he's up north.

LOL at your article.

25 posted on 12/27/2003 6:06:39 AM PST by alnick
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Totally rockin, woofie! You need to submit this to the Onion, pronto.

p.
26 posted on 12/27/2003 7:01:17 AM PST by Paul_B
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To: woofie
*chuckle!*

You shouldn't be writing short articles like this making fun of Dean and the other Democrats.

Instead, you should instead be writing longer articles like this making fun of Dean and the other Democrats.

Keep up the good work!

30 posted on 12/27/2003 8:41:18 AM PST by Gritty (The first refuge of a scoundrel is in the Democrat Party. The second is in the Democrat Party!)
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