Woman Impaled While Trying To Hop Fence

wftv ^ | Dec 26 | Weird News In Pictures

[Lazamataz]

If those are the fence, is each spike a fent?

[fhayek]

Exactly what part of this woman's body was impaled?

'm not sure, but I understand that they brought the fence up on a rape charge.

[Consort]

Good-neighbor fence.
...Just call her "Spike".

[thesummerwind]

I want to get a fence that has a runway for Radioactive Pit Bulls

How about a fence in a Chappaqua neighborhood that emits a poisonous gas when 'a wideload' gets within 50 feet of it?

[joesnuffy]

she was 'wrought' by guilt

[csvset]

Here's a link

Police Find Home Invasion Suspect Impaled On Fence

[Blue Screen of Death]

If she lived in Massachusetts, she could divorce her husband and marry the fence.

[Embedded Freeper]

Okey Dokey

What a novel way to get a new piercing.

I'd love to see the ring for that one.

;o)

[al baby]

she was 'wrought' by guilt

If she goes to jail should we "Picket"

[coloradan]

What if i hid in the bafroom ?

Then it still wouldn't be robbery. Though there might be a witness depending on whether or not the baftub were transparent.

[al baby]

what if they were terd buglars?

[Lurking in Kansas]

Hadn't heard this on local news yet.. LOL KCMO is full of weird people...

I saw it on TV, either late last night or early this morning, can't remember -- believe it was on KMBC. They showed her 'wiggling'. It was shot from a distance and couldn't see the face, but it was still gross.

Probably will be on again tonight at 6:00/10:00. Can’t let good film like that go to waste. (/sarcasm) :-,

[kaylar]

Thanks! I knew it wasn't just my sick, twisted mind making me believe this has happened before, and recently too.

[Charles Henrickson]

She needs a de-fence attorney.

[sweetliberty]

That had to hurt!

[sweetliberty]

Ping you two!

[MinuteGal]

Pickett's Charge pales in comparison to this.

(two puns in one sentence....how ma dooin?)

Leni

[small voice in the wilderness]

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! She'll get off easy, I'm sure this is her first of-fence.

[mel]

I know I read a story about deer impaling themselves on an iron fence repeatedly, the neighborhood finally agreed to remove the fence. well, i won't go into further detail because of the mental image. now I wish I didn't read that story. Sometimes I read stuff like that and I wonder why did I read that, I knew it was going to be a horror story and there is nothing I can do about it.

[muir_redwoods]

On that topic there was a house break-in in Rhode Island a few years ago where the cops responded to an alarm. One of the perps tried to escape over a similar fence and left behind some very important biological recreational equipment. Oddly enough his name was Johnson and I believe he's working in the prison system as a catcher these days.

Very high price to pay for some household goods.