JESUS TO JOIN DEAN ON CAMPAIGN TRAIL

New York Post ^ | 12/26/03 | STEPHANIE GASKELL

[Rummyfan]

Ummm, Mecca and Medina and Tehran come to mind as possible targets.

[HungarianGypsy]

What a louse! Wonder what Jesus would say about being obviously used for someone's political benefit. Oh, I think I might know. Hypocrite!

[F16Fighter]

"Are Dean's children raised as Messianic Jews?"

I doubt it. The evidence suggests Dean's children were raised by wolves.

[Hat-Trick]

Hey Governor Dean:

Lord, liar, or lunatic?

[Dane]

- said he plans to include more references to Jesus and God in his speeches during campaign stops in the South

Paging the editors of Webster's Dictionary, the above passage should be considered a new definition of the term "politcal pandering".

[mel]

No they weren't. Oh he is a twit of a little man. i just had to add that last part.

[Indie]

HEy DOCTOR Dean. Heal thyself. And pray for your eternal soul about all those years you worked in abortuaries.

[OldPossum]

Here in the south we are proud of our fine looking ladies and his is by far the ugliest woman on the planet.

In the immortal words of Bo Diddley, "I don't want to get involved in this, but I see the fella's right."

[Wondervixen]

Don't know why I didn't think of this earlier, but...

Dean said he plans to include more references to Jesus and God in his speeches during campaign stops in the South.

In a related story, Dean said that when the campaign swings out to California, he'll talk of his close personal relationship with Satan.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I didn't demonize you. I just think you voted for a delusional lunatic, that's all. The "hand grenade with a bad haircut" was caricatured precisely because he was crazy. Sure SOME of his ideas were sound (not all), but it was hard to take them seriously coming from Ross. It was hard to take Ross himself seriously; could you really imagine Perot sitting in the Oval Office?

And, by the way, thanks for eight years of Clinton. :0)

[mel]

No they weren't. Oh he is a twit of a little man. i just had to add that last part.

[Redwood71]

blas·phe·my
n. pl. blas·phe·mies

1. A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.
2. The act of claiming for oneself the attributes and rights of God.
3. An irreverent or impious act, attitude, or utterance in regard to something considered inviolable or sacrosanct.

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Is anything sacred besides their power?

Red

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

"Jesus, please help me defeat that mean-old rich man Bush."

[Quix]

I'm serious.

I think we need to implement a new style FREEP.

At least a handful of FREEPERS show up at every DEAN event.

The minute he mentions God, Jesus, Christianity . . . the FREEPERS immediately start guffawing at loud volume and rolling in the floor laughing.

I think media reports of such would speak many volumes to the electorate.

[Search4Truth]

"Christ was someone who sought out people who were disenfranchised, people who were left behind," Dean told the Boston Globe in an interview published yesterday.

"He fought against self-righteousness of people who had everything . . . He was a person who set an extraordinary example that has lasted 2,000 years, which is pretty inspiring."

So that is the "rhetoric" he plans on using to win over Christian Southerners? Could Dean and his Deanites be any more clueless?

This is going to be a hoot.

[ppaul]

[jagrmeister]

I only have one thing to say to Dean: IMPOSTOR.

[PJ-Comix]

"He's never been the type of person or the type of candidate to make a decision based on the best political strategy," Carson told The Post yesterday.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Even the Deanie-Bopper DUmmies who love Dean admit that he is just using this newfound religion bit as nothing but a PR stunt to help him get elected. Sorry, Howie, but your motivation is VERY TRANSPARENT. You are fooling NO ONE.