Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

"The Texas Dodocrat"

Heh heh heh...an endangered species, from what I hear.

FReegards...MUD

161 posted on 01/08/2004 4:22:06 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Remap could create an endangered species..."

Ooops, didn't even see that, he said redundantly...MUD

162 posted on 01/08/2004 4:23:25 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; cherry_bomb88

Hail, hail the gang's all here to yell for you,
And keep you going in your winning ways,
Hail, hail the gang's all here to tell you too,
That win or lose, we'll always sing your praises Packers;
Go, you Packers, go and get 'em,
Go, you fighting fools upset 'em,
Smash their line with all your might,
A touchdown, Packers, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight!
On, you Green and Gold, to glory,
Win this game the same old story,
Fight, you Packers,
Fight, and bring the bacon home to Old Green Bay.

- - - by Eric Karll, 1931

163 posted on 01/08/2004 11:41:26 PM PST by FBD (Press 2 for English...for 'Espanol, please stay on the line!)

Boy did you open a can of worms. LOL

Larissa: Jeff, I understand you`re now posting on Free Republic that it was ME who called in to talk to Limbaugh. Why would you be lying about me like that, on a site I don`t even read? What`s the motive there? What do you gain?

Please cease & desist.

And please tell those people that I am most certainly NOT one of your "old flames."

Thank you.

164 posted on 01/09/2004 11:28:45 AM PST by jla

...and I say this only as an observation:

Larissa very much resembles Howard Dean's wife.

165 posted on 01/09/2004 11:30:27 AM PST by jla

To: AlwaysLurking

"The Network War Against ElRushbo!!"

"Rush Limbaugh's dependence on painkillers, his recent drug treatment, and related legal problems have headlined the three major network news broadcasts repeatedly over a period of many weeks now. The reports are consistently cast in the most lurid, exaggerated, inflammatory and prejudicial terms. The persistent drumbeat began with Limbaugh's ESPN comments alleging media favoritism toward black quarterback Donovan McNabb and exploded in the days following the National Enquirer's disclosure of Limbaugh's addiction to painkillers. Network anchors Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, and Peter Jennings all slyly insinuated that Limbaugh was himself participating in drug selling operations, with references to his involvement in a "powerful drug ring" (Rather-CBS) "drug-selling" (Brokaw-NBC), and "sale of black market prescription drugs" (Jennings-ABC). The network news conjured up "recreational drug use," shooting-up "hillbilly heroin," "huge amounts of cash to buy drugs," "money laundering," and participation in "narcotics rings." For CBS anchor Dan Rather, simple doctor shopping was not enough, so he reported allegations of "serious doctor shopping" (perhaps attaining the level "serious" was what justified the prosecutors' "raiding" of Limbaugh's private doctors' offices for evidence)."

FReegards...MUD

166 posted on 01/09/2004 11:52:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

>...if the 'Rats are reading the tea leaves properly? Take ONE guess what they're going to [subtley] do with their political plank(s) in an effort to pick up just enough dissatisfied conservative voters to regain power? Yea, move right while this POTUS -- appears -- to move left & for the same reason.
"It'll never happen...the RATS are Lefter than ever."

HA!!
It's already begun.

Mind you, I didn't say the 'Rats would tell the truth, just that they'd drum up strategies targeted at the specific groups within the right who've been alienated by each *one* of the individual things this POTUS has done.
We conservatives are like that y'know, "clannish" & love our pet causes.
Mud?
How hard would it be for the 'Rats to do that?

>This POTUS had better damned well understand how periously close to winding up a one termer -- like his daddy -- he really is, given the razor thin margin that put him where he is? He's really messed with the primal forces of nature Son, & I for one? ...will have no qualms a'tall sending him straight back to Texas."
"More and more folks are feelin' yer pain, dude."

"Dude," huh.
~sigh~
What am I gonna do with you, Son.

BTW, in case you've not heard?
We're going to Mars!!

...Money Trees growin' on Mars, y'know.

167 posted on 01/09/2004 12:10:06 PM PST by Landru (Tagline Schmagline...just a drag on my line.)

"...they'd drum up strategies targeted at the specific groups within the right who've been alienated by each *one* of the individual things this POTUS has done. We conservatives are like that y'know, "clannish" & love our pet causes."

For one thing, I ain't STOOOPID enuff to believe a RAT's overtures towards conservatism in the first place, but I can't think of any issue(s) that the RATS could change during my lifetime to EVER vote fer a DemonRAT...never, EVER!!

"...in case you've not heard? We're going to Mars!!"

LOL...I saw that, either a manned mission to Mars or a permanent space station on the moon...or most probably, both!! Thank God the Federal Leviathan has an unlimited supply of cash to fund every pipe-dream politicians can come up with. < /sarcasm>

SHEEEESH...MUD

168 posted on 01/09/2004 12:18:39 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

169 posted on 01/09/2004 12:20:19 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"For one thing, I ain't STOOOPID enuff to believe a RAT's overtures towards conservatism in the first place, but I can't think of any issue(s) that the RATS could change during my lifetime to EVER vote fer a DemonRAT...never, EVER!!"

Who in the hell's talking about "you" being fooled one way or the other, Mud?
Get a handle on that ego.

I'm talking about the same ignorami responsible for deciding almost any politcal contest; which, last I heard constitutes around 5% of the registered voters.

Beleive me the 'Rats don't need to fool you or I.

...nor do they expect, or need our vote.

170 posted on 01/09/2004 12:29:44 PM PST by Landru (Tagline Schmagline...just a drag on my line.)

"I'm talking about the same ignorami responsible for deciding almost any politcal contest; which, last I heard constitutes around 5% of the registered voters."

Fair 'nuff...MUD

171 posted on 01/09/2004 1:24:24 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

From the Commanding Officer at MWSS-171 to his Marines.

As we approach the end of the year I think it is important to share a few thoughts about what you've accomplished directly, in some cases, and indirectly in many others. I am speaking about what the Bush Administration and each of you has contributed by wearing the uniform, because the fact that you wear the uniform contributes 100% to the capability of the nation to send a few onto the field to execute national policy. As you read about these achievements you are a part of, I would call your attention to two things:

1. This is good news that hasn't been fit to print or report on TV.

2. It is much easier to point out the errors a man makes when he makes the tough decisions, rarely is the positive as aggressively pursued.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...

... the first battalion of the new Iraqi Army has graduated and is on active duty.

... over 60,000 Iraqis now provide security to their fellow citizens.

... nearly all of Iraq's 400 courts are functioning.

... the Iraqi judiciary is fully independent.

... on Monday, October 6 power generation hit 4,518 megawatts-exceeding the prewar average.

... all 22 universities and 43 technical institutes and colleges are open, as are nearly all primary and secondary schools.

... by October 1, Coalition forces had rehab-ed over 1,500 schools - 500 more than scheduled.

... teachers earn from 12 to 25 times their former salaries.

... all 240 hospitals and more than 1200 clinics are open.

... doctors salaries are at least eight times what they were under Saddam.

... pharmaceutical distribution has gone from essentially nothing to 700 tons in May to a current total of 12,000 tons.

... the Coalition has helped administer over 22 million vaccinations to Iraq's children.

... a Coalition program has cleared over 14,000 kilometers of Iraq's 27,000 kilometers of weed-choked canals which now irrigate tens of thousands of farms. This project has created jobs for more than 100,000 Iraqi men and women.

... we have restored over three-quarters of prewar telephone services and over two-thirds of the potable water production.

... there are 4,900 full-service telephone connections. We expect 50,000 by year-end.

... the wheels of commerce are turning. >From bicycles to satellite dishes to cars and trucks, businesses are coming to life in all major cities and towns.

... 95 percent of all prewar bank customers have service and first-time customers are opening accounts daily.

... Iraqi banks are making loans to finance businesses.

... the central bank is fully independent.

... Iraq has one of the worlds most growth-oriented investment and banking laws.

... Iraq has a single, unified currency for the first time in 15 years.

... satellite TV dishes are legal.

... foreign journalists aren't on 10-day visas paying mandatory and extortionate fees to the Ministry of Information for "minders" and other government spies.

... there is no Ministry of Information.

... there are more than 170 newspapers.

... you can buy satellite dishes on what seems like every street corner.

... foreign journalists (and everyone else) are free to come and go.

... a nation that had not one single element -legislative, judicial or executive - of a representative government, now does.

... in Baghdad alone residents have selected 88 advisory councils. Baghdad's first democratic transfer of power in 35 years happened when the city council elected its new chairman.

... today in Iraq chambers of commerce, business, school and professional organizations are electing their leaders all over the country.

... 25 ministers, selected by the most representative governing body in Iraq's history, run the day-to-day business of government.

... the Iraqi government regularly participates in international events.

Since July the Iraqi government has been represented in over two dozen international meetings, including those of the UN General Assembly, the Arab League, the World Bank and IMF and, today, the Islamic Conference Summit. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs today announced that it is reopening over 30 Iraqi embassies around the world.

... Shia religious festivals that were all but banned, aren't.

... for the first time in 35 years, in Karbala thousands of Shiites celebrate the pilgrimage of the 12th Imam.

... the Coalition has completed over 13,000 reconstruction projects, large and small, as part of a strategic plan for the reconstruction of Iraq.

... Uday and Queasy are dead - and no longer feeding innocent Iraqis to the zoo lions, raping the young daughters of local leaders to force cooperation, torturing Iraq's soccer players for losing games, or murdering critics.

... children aren't imprisoned or murdered when their parents disagree with the government.

... political opponents aren't imprisoned, tortured, executed, maimed, or are forced to watch their families die for disagreeing with Saddam.

... millions of longsuffering Iraqis no longer live in perpetual terror.

... Saudis will hold municipal elections.

... Qatar is reforming education to give more choices to parents.

... Jordan is accelerating market economic reforms.

... the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded for the first time to an Iranian--a Muslim woman who speaks out with courage for human rights, for democracy and for peace.

... Saddam is gone.

... Iraq is free.

... President Bush has not faltered or failed.

... Yet, little or none of this information has been published by the Press corps that prides itself on bringing you all the news that's important.

Iraq under US lead control has come further in six months than Germany did in seven years or Japan did in nine years following WWII. Military deaths from fanatic Nazi's and Japanese numbered in the thousands and continued for over three years after WWII victory was declared.

It took the US over four months to clear away the twin tower debris, let alone attempt to build something else in its place.

Now, take into account that Congress fought President Bush on every aspect of his handling of this country's war and the post-war reconstruction; and that they continue to claim on a daily basis on national TV that this conflict has been a failure.

Taking everything into consideration, even the unfortunate loss of our brothers and sisters in this conflict, do you think anyone else in the world could have accomplished as much as the United States and the Bush administration in so short a period of time?

These are things worth writing about. Get the word out. Write to someone you think may be able to influence our Congress or the press to tell the story.

Above all, be proud that you are a part of this historical precedent. God Bless you all. Have a great Holiday.

Semper Fidelis

172 posted on 01/09/2004 2:40:01 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Fair 'nuff...MUD"

I always know when I'm getting the brush-off -- or as Steely Dan says, "The Goodbye Look" -- when Mudboy Slim agrees with me by saying, "Fair 'nuff."

I guess it's really true, familiarity does breed contempt.

...have a great weekend, bucko.

173 posted on 01/09/2004 2:51:39 PM PST by Landru (Tagline Schmagline...just a drag on my line.)

No brush-off whatsoever, my FRiend...sometimes "Fair 'nuff" just means "Yer right, dude"...and you have a very fine weekend as well.

FReegards...MUD

174 posted on 01/09/2004 5:00:32 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"The Right's Gonna Do It"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "The South's Gonna Do It")

Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time,
And Ol' Liddie Dole is cookin' down in Caroline!
People down in Virginny can't be still,
With Coach George Allen's kid dippin' down in Charlottesville.
People down in Texas come from near and far...
To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz he's our Big Star.

So gather roun', gather roun', FReepers!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, FReepers!!
Get loud! YES...you can be loud here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!
So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!

Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his ranch today,
He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way!
And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet...
That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet!
And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee...
Are fightin' NEW State Taxes, while dissin' Gore the Tree!!

So gather roun', gather round, Christians!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, Gen-Xers!!
Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!!
Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!

FReegards...MUD

57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim

175 posted on 01/09/2004 5:03:57 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Nutty Wes Clark Conspiracy Theories!!"

Excellent field work, PKM...MUD

176 posted on 01/09/2004 7:41:28 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

To: conservativemusician; Cyber-Band; EdZep; sultan88; Landru; George W. Bush; Reagan Man

Dubyuh's not making it too easy to finish the song at the start of this thread, but I'll keep chuggin'...

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
We'll meet next to the WhiteHouse exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's corruption up in the Beltway...
Fer less Guv'ment, we on the RightWing shall rally!!
Next, the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our righteous fight!!
We'll FReep with Pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid...
Contracts made, we shall RE-Impeach!!
Libs flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The evil LeftWing shunted...implodes usin' rock'n'roll bands!!
We'll face off against each other out in the street...Join Our Righteous Stand!!

Since Dubyuh seems rather reticent to make a Righteous Stand on domestic affairs, he may just end up gittin' written outta this awesome tune afore it's all done...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

177 posted on 01/09/2004 8:37:29 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join the RightWing's Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

Mid...MUD

178 posted on 01/09/2004 8:49:29 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

To: Clarity; ChaseR; AAPATRIOT; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; GunsareOK; M. Thatcher; budwiesest

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!

Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Mudboy Slim

179 posted on 01/09/2004 9:15:21 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

To: jla; Mudboy Slim; Landru; sultan88

RE: "Larissa" from Rush's Tuesday show:
Larissa: "Jeff, I understand you`re now posting on Free Republic that it was ME who called in to talk to Limbaugh."

So she's denying it, now huh?

"And please tell those people that I am most certainly NOT one of your "old flames."

I think her shoes must pinch, or somethin'! {G}

. "Please cease & desist."

Oh, oh, jla...that's lawyer talk there...better watch out. Next thing ya know, Larissa is gonna put a restraining order on you, for talkin' about someone with the same name as her!

Alls I can say about this gal, Larissa? You sure dodged a bullet with her! :)

180 posted on 01/09/2004 9:44:53 PM PST by FBD (...Please press 2 for English...for 'Espanol, please stay on the line...)

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