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Did you have a happy Kwanzaa?
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| Joesph Farah
Posted on 12/24/2003 5:17:43 PM PST by FlyLow
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To: Sir_Humphrey
?Aw lighten up and have a holly jolly KwanzaaI'm on my third or sixth Rum & Coke. I don't know if I want to get any lighter...not with the wife's family in the house. But thanks for suggesting it.
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posted on
12/24/2003 7:58:18 PM PST
by
South40
(My vote helped defeat cruz bustamante; did yours?)
To: Texas Eagle
That's why God created FreeRepublic. JimRob is God?
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posted on
12/24/2003 8:06:02 PM PST
by
South40
(My vote helped defeat cruz bustamante; did yours?)
To: Beck_isright
I always carry small plastic bags with me when I take my dog for a walk so I can pick up his Kwanzaa. I hate stepping in dog Kwanzaa.
63
posted on
12/24/2003 8:27:20 PM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: FlyLow
Newer Than Kwanzaa
Recently, a number of Americans have come forth with interesting ideas for new holidays. Inspired by Maulana Karenga and his invention of Kwanzaa in 1966, these holidays hope to bring joy to those of us less than satisfied with the current crop of bullshit. The holidays listed below are all Newer Than Kwanzaa!
Esperantas, The Universal Holiday Dr. Ludovic L. Zamenhof, Inventor of Esperanto
Much like its artificial language counterpart Esperanto, Esperantas has yet to catch on anywhere. Dr. Zamenhofs hope is that those attracted to the invention of this universal holiday will also take an interest in his useless universal language. Zamenhof, who insists on being addressed as Lord Esperanto, claims that Esperantas will serve as a bridge holiday that will enable inter-celebration between the numerous peoples of this planet that celebrate dissimilar holidays.
Schwinza, The First Bicycle Celebration Schwinn Bicycle Company
Each year dozens of Americans celebrate Schwinza, the first bicycle celebration. Good children can expect a visit from the jolly Mr. Schwinter Claus, whose promise to leave a shiny new Schwinn Bicycle at the bottom of every in-ground swimming pool keeps visions of handle bars dancing in tiny heads across the country.
Christmas 2 Mark Levin and Jennifer Flackett
From the power-couple that brought you the short-lived television series Earth 2 comes a brand new holiday thats out of this world! Captain Devon Adair and her crew are looking for a new holiday for the human race to celebrate. The crew has some initial problems with the development stages of Christmas 2 and ultimately gets trapped in the holidays orbit. Things go from bad to worse when the gang crashes into Christmas 2 and is forced to do something.
Christmas Eve-Eve
This is one that I invented. I think that most people celebrate the day before Christmas Eve like its Christmas Eve, so Ive decided to recognize Christmas Eve-Eve as an actual holiday. This means, of course, that I will now celebrate Christmas Eve-Eve-Eve like its Christmas Eve-Eve, which, as you know I already celebrate exactly the same way that I celebrate Christmas Eve
Kegmas, College Christmas Sigma Kappa Epsilon, Pi Zeta Gamma, Beta Mu Omega, Theta Chi Iota and Lambda Xi Omicron
Kegmas is a yearlong celebration of excess and overindulgence. The Kegmas holiday has its roots in Kegizi, the belief system or religion that perpetuates the popular get drunk and screw values that are prominent on college campuses across the country.
Hanukkah Beyond Jean MacCurdy and Shaun McLaughlin
From the power-couple that brought you Batman Beyond: The Animated Made- for-TV-Movie comes a brand new holiday that mimics the style of poorly animated cartoon dramas created exclusively for television. The holiday is set in the near future and follows Yukio Suzuki, a headstrong teenager who takes up the cowl after a personal tragedy. Michael Gross, the original Hanukkah is now a lonely old man. Anyone who considers himself or herself a fan of Hanukkah the Dark Knight should definitely think about joining the gloomy Hanukkah Beyond celebration.
Have a Merry Whatever!
Dennis Proctor
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posted on
12/24/2003 8:29:30 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
(The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul)
To: FlyLow
Hey, this year I am celebrating "Krazzot"
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posted on
12/24/2003 8:30:10 PM PST
by
metalboy
(I`m still waiting for the protests against Al Qaida and Saddam)
To: metalboy
I invented a holiday called "Proctolo". Happy Proctolo everybody.
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posted on
12/24/2003 8:32:50 PM PST
by
metalboy
(I`m still waiting for the protests against Al Qaida and Saddam)
To: TLI
I had Kwanzaa once, but I took some Imodium and it stopped.
67
posted on
12/24/2003 8:34:26 PM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: FlyLow
Kawhat'sa Kawanza ?
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posted on
12/24/2003 8:39:39 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Support Mental Health !........or........ I'LL KILL YOU !!!!)
To: metalboy
Do you commune with your proctologist on that day? I'm sure it is a happy time, but I'm not sure how. Moreover, I don't really want to know how you celebrate the "event".
69
posted on
12/24/2003 9:21:04 PM PST
by
kylaka
To: FreedomCalls
Really? It worked that good?
If I remember that I'll never forget it.
70
posted on
12/24/2003 10:07:30 PM PST
by
TLI
(...........ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA..........)
To: FlyLow
Kwaanza is a RACIST fiction - just read the Kwaanza creed...
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posted on
12/24/2003 10:20:08 PM PST
by
Wil H
To: FreedomCalls
Imodium wasn't enough to stop my Kwanzaa. I had to get a script for Librax. It took me a month to get regular.
To: FlyLow
Merry Christmas bump
To: foreverfree
Of course,there are some who will probably never be convinced. Like
this caller, "Lawrence in Upper Marlboro" (scroll forward to the 32 minute mark; Lawrence will come on about a minute after that point.)
Or if this link fails, go to www.wava.com, click on "Don Kroah" (near the upper right corner), then click on Archives, then click on December 23, 2003, part 2.
foreverfree
To: FlyLow
Did you have a happy Kwanzaa?I had a very nice kwanzaa this morning right after my first cup of coffee.
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posted on
12/25/2003 4:37:03 AM PST
by
TigersEye
(Dean people sssssssssuck!)
To: Richard-SIA
Q. Why did Bush issue a proclamation on Kwanzaa?Dunno. Probably the same reason he wants to merge the country with Mexico - namely, that he is an excedingly shallow man, of limited intellectual ability, and with no core principles - other than knowing that he wants a second term.
76
posted on
12/25/2003 10:16:13 AM PST
by
dagnabbit
(100,000 new muslim aliens per year. Thanks Dubya.)
To: Beck_isright
To: dagnabbit
Sadly, I am beginning to agree.
I am SO DAMN SICK of being bludgeoned with the lousy "but the alternative would be so much worse" mantra!
I want a candidate I can wholeheartedly support by 2008
It is probably hopeless to think we could replacer Bush this time around without getting one of the socialist bast**** in his place.
His reelection gives us four years to find a real republican and convince him to take the office in 2008.
This can only work if enough of us get involved with the formal party structure and outflank the "centrist" RINO's who have infested it of late.
78
posted on
12/25/2003 3:29:46 PM PST
by
Richard-SIA
(Nuke the U.N!)
To: FlyLow
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Happy Festivus. |
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posted on
12/25/2003 3:45:32 PM PST
by
Fintan
(Merry Christmas to all...)
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