To: cyncooper
Is this too serious a thread for French bashing?
(At this point, French bashing is too easy, and thus isn't good sport....)
7 posted on
12/24/2003 10:44:22 AM PST by
Yossarian
To: Yossarian
Hey! The French did not tell us about this in advance!
To: Yossarian
The French angle struck me, too. But if this turns out to have been a real plot that has been thwarted, and the French authorities helped to detect it, I guess we'll have to extend kudos.
15 posted on
12/24/2003 10:46:37 AM PST by
cyncooper
("The evil is in plain sight")
To: Yossarian
I tell you what: we oughta build a fence and a wall between the US and France like the Isrealis are building over there! Problem solved!
71 posted on
12/24/2003 10:57:51 AM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Merry Shopping Season and a Happy Pre-Christmas Storewide Sales Event!)
To: Yossarian
![](http://www.brokennewz.com/images/ultimatesurrender.jpg)
Paris - Inspired by the commercial success of the United States Armys "Boot Camp" video game, the General Staff of the French Army has announced plans to market "Ultimate Surrender," a video game based upon the proud military traditions of the Gauls.
In the game we follow the exploits of Lucky Pierre, an apprentice garlic salesman from Marseilles, as he joins the French Army and begins a rigorous course of combat training.
- The First Level of the game is called "Survival School," and the players have to help Lucky Pierre survive 24 hours without red wine or crème brulé.
- The Second Level is "Capitulation," and the goal here is to see which player can have Lucky Pierre surrender the fastest without firing a shot or getting his uniform dirty.
- Level Three is "Collaboration." Here the players battle to see who can collect the largest numbers of pairs of nylon stockings and packages of chocolates by having Lucky Pierre perform sexual favors for members of the occupying forces.
- Level Four is "Be Ungrateful to America for Rescuing Your Sorry French Ass Once Again." In this extremely challenging part of the game contestants vie with one another to see who can make Lucky Pierre behave in the surliest manner when the United States inevitably comes to the rescue of the defeated French.
- The Final Level is "Pretending to Have Been in the Resistance." Here contestants compete in a battle of tall tales and whoppers as they try to protect Lucky Pierre from treason charges.
Excerpted
217 posted on
12/24/2003 11:29:15 AM PST by
BraveMan
(Isaiah 9:6)
To: Yossarian
(At this point, French bashing is too easy, and thus isn't good sport....) French bashing is always good sport. I don't remember anybody having "schadenfreude" over bashing for years the football team from the "frenchiest" city in America, New Orleans.
290 posted on
12/24/2003 11:48:12 AM PST by
Dane
To: Yossarian
(At this point, French bashing is too easy, and thus isn't good sport....) Fortunately, we still live in a free country and we can all make choices.
What you think doesn't count for much.
635 posted on
12/24/2003 4:00:36 PM PST by
Publius6961
(40% of Californians are as dumb as a sack of rocks.)
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