To: Radix; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...
Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:
A Redneck's "Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the 12 days of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
10 tins of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
...and a muffler for a Mustang GT.
62 posted on
12/24/2003 7:12:19 AM PST by
tomkow6
(...I do chaos...I do chaos...I do chaos...I do chaos...I do chaos...I do chaos...I do chaos...I do c)
To: tomkow6
Hey tomkow. Look who else likes to go around nakid.
65 posted on
12/24/2003 7:15:15 AM PST by
beachn4fun
(Happy Holidays to our deployed military - may your memories comfort you til you are home.)
To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; All
Good morning Canteen members and lurkers
Well for all Freepers who taking ROAD trip on Christmas eve and day
MERRY Christmas now my plans
Go to Vigil mass come back to see on news wires post on FR
Go to bed on Christmas eve night
Get up morning coffee check out morning wires
Go to Parential unit crib
Get f-bomb thrown at me by my UC Berkeley student cousin
Open up presents over there
More f-bombs throw at me by my aunt
Watch College football or History channel
Come back to my crib
Chill out
See that my holiday plans
206 posted on
12/24/2003 11:11:34 AM PST by
SevenofNine
(Not everybody in it for truth, justice, and the American way=Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: tomkow6
A Redneck's "Twelve Days of Christmas" LOL!! OOOOOH TOOOOO TRUE!!
This has gone out enmasse to my redneck buddies.
310 posted on
12/24/2003 7:02:07 PM PST by
radu
(May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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