ZOT! 6 Reasons Why Howard Dean Will Win The General Election

Source removed ^ | 12/23/03

[Coop]

On the first day of Christmas,
the mods gave to me
a "Zot" with a capital Z!

[Frank_Discussion]

heh.

[jjm2111]

didn't stick around long, didja?

[RebelBanker]

What have you been smoking?

[MEG33]

HO HO HO!!

[leadpencil1]

And winning the general election gets you what exactly?

[Coop]

Notice our little troll friend couldn't even bring himself to capitalize Christmas.

[RightWhale]

he comes across as if he actually cares about people

Right. That is a winner.

[flashbunny]

Wow, that was fast.

I really hope Dean gets the nomination. I'm getting tired of having to call him the 'new mcgovern'. Then we can call the next far left candidate like him 'the new dean'.

[Billthedrill]

They then took that figure and worked backwards, deciding that they would need to have 450,000 registered Dean supporters by September 30, 2003, in order to meet the end figure...

Yeah (snicker) - 447,000 of them were me.

[Cicero]

well, this should stay up for a while, because it's interesting to know how Deaniacs think.

[Mad Dawgg]

READY...

AIM...

ZOT!

BWah hahahahah I got ya TROLL!

[afuturegovernor]

Bring Dean and his socialists on. We're ready to fight for our country at the ballot box this year.

[Frank_Discussion]

Punky little sucker, eh?

[Jonah Hex]

"Deannuts roasting on an open fire..."

[Arkinsaw]

1) He will win the nomination - BIG DEAL, SO DID MCGOVERN
2) He has lots of money - SO WHAT, GEORGE BUSH HAS MORE
3) A lot of people signed up on his website - SO WHAT, I SIGNED UP AND WON'T VOTE FOR HIM
4) His supporters eat breakfast together sometimes: WOO-HOO, GUARANTEED WIN
5) He has labor endorsements - UH, SO DID MCGOVERN, DUKAKIS, MONDALE
6) GOP says not to ignore Dean - THE FACT THAT THE GOP WILL NOT TAKE A WIN FOR GRANTED GUARANTEES A DEAN WIN! DEMO-LOGIC YEEAH!!

[Catspaw]

I love going into the Christmas holidays with a good laugh--and you've given me one.

[LadyAustin]

"By then, should he have the nomination in hand, Howard Dean will be billed as the “moderate fiscal watchdog this country needs…oh, and by the way, he won’t take away your guns.”"

So about this whole notion that Dean is a moderate... he certainly doesn't campaign that way. Which is it—is he lying now to all the Democrats, or will he be lying then to all of America?

[DannyTN]

I would like to offer an alternate, more likely 6 reasons Howard Dean will win the general election:

1. The entire country contracts mental illness from a flu like virus that spread rapidly, causing a loss of cognitive reasoning ability.
2. A nuclear war occurs and the metrosexual Howard Dean is the only American left alive to vote.
3. Something happens to Bush, the Republican candidate admits to being a closet communist just before the election and Hillary's attempt at Arkancide against Howard Dean fails.
4. Illegal immigrants are given the right to vote, and someone lets 200 million liberal Chinese in.
5. Howard Dean waits until the year 2060 to run, after Homosexuals and Metrosexuals have had a chance to corrupt all of our children.
6. Hell freezes over