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Over a century ago, dashing, handsome Captain Errol FReepbooty roamed the Caribbean Spanish Main, amassing a fortune in treasure beyond belief.

Bahama Mama came into possession of his map of buried treasure, and by methods which will remain forever untold, she uncovered some of his priceless artifacts while digging clams on her beach......and she's bringing this loot on board the freeper ship, Zuiderdam, to share with her freeper mates.

For the entire week of FReeps Ahoy, there'll be two booty drawings at dinner time every night. There'll be a drawing at the freeper cocktail party, and quite a number of drawings at the FRN activism program.

You'll never know when a lusty freeper buccaneerette will tap you on the shoulder and say, "Avast, matey, the luck of the lot is with ye tonight."

The booty coming on board is a dark secret for now, but with Bahama Mama's permission, we'll whet your appetites by revealing three of the prizes that have withstood 150 years of sand, sea and salt....treasures that will soon find a final destination in the possession of some lucky freepers.

See next post.......

Leni

301 posted on 03/17/2004 5:32:59 PM PST by MinuteGal (Paradise is not lost ! You'll find it May 22 aboard "FReeps Ahoy 3". Register now for our cruise.)
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Handsome, dashing Captain Errol FReebooty certainly knew how to pick his loot. His treasures are timeless and none the worse for age.

GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL......a lean mean grilling machine, family size, great tasting and healthier food grilled in minutes, non-stick, cooks both sides of food at same time. Perfect for grilling sea turtles, manta rays and parrot drumsticks.

SOUTHERN STAR TEA GIFT BASKET......Fine white porcelain Tea for One Set......includes Tea Pot, Tea Cup & Saucer, porcelain Tea Bag Holder, porcelain Tea Spoon........a distinctive assortment of Finest Teas from around the world: Savannah's English Breakfast, Savannah's Black Tea with Apricots, Savannah's Black Tea with Strawberries, Savannah's Green China Tea, Savannah's Mango Black Tea, Savannah's Earl Grey Tea......a delightful assortment of hand-made Raspberry, Butter and Almond Shortbread Cookies.....Honey Sticks Tea Stirrers......all in a beautifully decorated keeper gift basket which also contains Silk Magnolias....a true Southern Delight and perfect for High Tea with the Captain in his quarters. Behave yourselves, ladies!

HAND-MADE BY A FREEPER.....a beautiful quilted lap throw hand-made by our own Utah Girl in stylish patriotic colors of barn red, navy blue, creams and gold. You'll want to hang it from your yardarm.....er....your couch for those chilly nights watching TV.

There are many, many more unique and captivating treasures in Captain FReebooty's chest. This scoundrel had taste!

Register now to share the loot or forever hold your peaces-of-eight!

Leni

302 posted on 03/17/2004 6:04:09 PM PST by MinuteGal (Paradise is not lost ! You'll find it May 22 aboard "FReeps Ahoy 3". Register now for our cruise.)
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Ahoy! Matey! Gives a whole new meaning to "shake your booty", doesn't it?
304 posted on 03/17/2004 7:36:25 PM PST by hoosiermama (Ask Kerry to list the major pieces of enacted legislation he has authored in his career.)
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