[GreenHornet]

Officials at ACME Corporation, manufacturer of the ACME "Do it yourself anti-bullet charm kit", were unavailable for comment.

[Charles Henrickson]

[yankeedame]

Officials at ACME Corporation, manufacturer of the ACME "Do it yourself anti-bullet charm kit", were unavailable for comment...

...but an inside source says that the family's attorney has recently obtained confidential company memos purportedly showing senior management was aware of the potential hazards.