(reprise) DFU SONG: Christmas 2003 - The 12 Days of Christmas (FReeper gonzo and Y2K)

DFU CHRISTMAS SONGS | Christmas 2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

Bringing back a song for my pal gonzo. He was the FReeper most prepared for trouble during the Y2K hype. This is destined to be a Christmas classic.

MIDI - 12 DAYS OF GONZO - 1st version

On the 1st of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see…a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 2nd of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 3rd of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
3 Remingtons…2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 4th of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
4 Claymore mines…3 Remingtons…2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 5th of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
5 suitcase nukes…4 Claymore mines…3 Remingtons…2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 6th of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
6 rocket launchers…5 suitcase nukes…4 Claymore mines…3 Remingtons…2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 7th of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
7 brand new HumVees…6 rocket launchers…5 suitcase nukes…4 Claymore mines…3 Remingtons…2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 8th of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
8 hand grenades…7 brand new HumVees…6 rocket launchers…5 suitcase nukes…4 Claymore mines…3 Remingtons…2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 9th of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
9 Bradley tanks…8 hand grenades…7 brand new HumVees…6 rocket launchers…5 suitcase nukes…4 Claymore mines…3 Remingtons…2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 10th of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
10 right wing buddies…9 Bradley tanks…8 hand grenades…7 brand new HumVees…6 rocket launchers…5 suitcase nukes…4 Claymore mines…3 Remingtons…2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 11th of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
11 bleeding commies…10 right wing buddies…9 Bradley tanks…8 hand grenades…7 brand new HumVees…6 rocket launchers …5 suitcase nukes…4 Claymore mines…3 Remingtons…2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

On the 12th of Y2K at gonzo’s house you’ll see
12 dead gang bangers…11 bleeding commies…10 right wing buddies…9 Bradley tanks…8 hand grenades…7 brand new HumVees…6 rocket launchers…5 suitcase nukes…4 Claymore mines…3 Remingtons…2 .45s…and a sniper nest up in the tree

[doug from upland]

Merry Christmas, my friend. We are certainly thankful you survived a tough year.

[gonzo]

Thanks, Doug! Fell 8 feet off a ladder in the garage last week, and didn't break any bones!

So-help-me, this stuff writes itself..........FRegards