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Half-Ton Snowball Traps, Injures Boy
local6 ^ | December 17, 2003

Posted on 12/18/2003 7:26:37 AM PST by stainlessbanner

NIAGARA FALLS, Ontario -- An 11-year-old Canadian boy is recovering in a hospital after he was trapped underneath a half-ton snowball.

Officials in Niagara Falls, Ontario, say the boy and his classmates at a Catholic elementary school were rolling the 5-foot-high snowball around the playground when he slipped.

The snowball rolled onto him, cutting off his oxygen. Officials say the school principal revived the boy by performing CPR.

The boy is expected to make a full recovery. Police are calling it "a freak accident."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: snow; snowball

1 posted on 12/18/2003 7:26:38 AM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: stainlessbanner
The MOAB of snowball fights.
2 posted on 12/18/2003 7:29:55 AM PST by martin_fierro (Holder of an M.A. degree in The Obvious)
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To: stainlessbanner
Damn it! Now the PC croed will attempt to make snowmen illegal!
3 posted on 12/18/2003 7:32:02 AM PST by mylife
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To: mylife
croed=crowd
4 posted on 12/18/2003 7:32:40 AM PST by mylife
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To: stainlessbanner
There should have been warning labels on the snowball and playground...
5 posted on 12/18/2003 7:33:16 AM PST by 2banana
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To: stainlessbanner
I hate when that happens!
7 posted on 12/18/2003 7:33:34 AM PST by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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To: stainlessbanner
The family has retained famous lawyer Mark Geragos, and are working to file a lawsuit against Mother Nature for creating the snow, and the School District for not shoveling all the snow off of the payground.
8 posted on 12/18/2003 7:39:26 AM PST by Johnny Gage (Where do Forest Rangers go to "get away from it all?")
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To: Johnny Gage
payground = pLayground (^&%#$&% spellchecking)
9 posted on 12/18/2003 7:40:09 AM PST by Johnny Gage (Where do Forest Rangers go to "get away from it all?")
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To: martin_fierro
Wouldn't that make it a MOAS, not a MOAB?
10 posted on 12/18/2003 7:40:28 AM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: mylife
That's snowPERSONS, thank you!
11 posted on 12/18/2003 7:43:54 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: stainlessbanner
Hope the kid has a quick recovery and doesn't get freaked out in the years to come when he hears the song Frosty the Snowman.
12 posted on 12/18/2003 8:29:12 AM PST by Kirkwood
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To: Johnny Gage
payground = pLayground (^&%#$&% spellchecking)

see. Iffen you had kept quiet, we would have just thought you were really witty.

13 posted on 12/18/2003 2:53:38 PM PST by Oztrich Boy ("Noöne has the right not to be offended" John Cleese)
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