PETA to tell small children; "Your Mommy kills Animals"

bostonherald.com ^ | December 17, 2003 | By David Weber

[Tempest]

This is some of THE NUTTIEST #@$% I've heard in a long time.

[LibertarianInExile]

"She said I can too when I get older."

Priceless.

How about:

She also knows how to take a BATH.

Mommy only kills as much as she needs to keep warm.

She doesn't kill animals. I do. With my teeth. Blood tastes good (bite on hidden 'vampire blood' capsule).

STOP TOUCHING ME THERE! THAT FEELS ICKY! MR. POLICEMAN! HE TOUCHED ME IN A PRIVATE AREA!

If Mommy isn't supposed to kill animals how come they're so easy to smush with the car?

[JoJo Gunn]

Apparently the link I just posted they don't want you to hit directly. Will have to go through their front door....

[TomB]

"I'll start supporting PETA when they start harassing bikers"

Summed up very nicely, Sal.

[JoJo Gunn]

Now it's working.

Michael miserable failureMoore

[Jimmyclyde]

PETA’s New Comic for Kids - a Real-Life Horror Story!

PETA activists - including cuddly, costumed raccoons and foxes - are making guest appearances outside performances of The Nutcracker across the country this holiday season with a cheeky message of compassion. As children arrive to see the "Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy," some will be unaware that their mothers are already starring in a real-life horror story! PETA will be there to greet any fur-clad moms and their children with their newest anti-fur leaflet-PETA Comics presents..."Your Mommy Kills Animals!"

Kids will see the bloody truth behind their moms’ pretentious pelts. Accompanied by graphic photographs of skinned carcasses and animals languishing on fur farms, children will read: "Lots of wonderful foxes, raccoons, and other animals are kept by mean farmers who squish them into cages so small that they can hardly move. They never get to play or swim or have fun. All they can do is cry-just so your greedy mommy can have that fur coat to show off in when she walks the streets."

[wizardoz]

Great tagline!!

[wizardoz]

They are generally pasty faced, skinny to the point of emaciation, and look like they believe water is an endangered species too.

Yeah, apparently soap is made of animal fat or something.

[Texas_Jarhead]

wholly crap!

I just saw an image of flier cover. Unbelievable!

Blonde headed leave-it-to-beaver mom yielded a huge knife over a terrified rabbit whose ears she has grapsed in her other hand. Blood is splattered all over.

[Texas_Jarhead]

whoops, I didn't see the link to the image.

[LisaMalia]

Be a man, throw paint on a bikers leathers and see where you regain consciousness.

Excellent idea! We have an annual biker rodeo here in town sponsored by the Easy Riders. Draws thousands from all over the country. I'm going to personally e-mail an invitation to PETA urging, no insisting, they be in attendance. They need to stop the madness by confronting leather clad bikers! Wonder how many will show up?

[Arioch7]

"If they went after the majority of meat eating Americans, they would be branded the terrorists that they are."

That is why I love this article. I first read it in the Boston Herald today and I thought it was so outrageous that I even pointed it out to my liberal Dad.

The good part is when the shrink is quoted as saying that Peta's activity is being harmful to children.

I like Psychiatry but I don't agree with the Psychological community on principle as I think they have gone insane over the last two decades, but I think this shrink hits the nail on the head as far as Peta's latest terrorist act is concerned.

I want PETA to shout this crap as loud as possible so the sympathetic media will broadcast this garbage to the silent majority.

Hopefully, the silent majority will see this crap for what it is and start fighting back.

The trick is to get the media to slip up and TRUTHFULLY report on what these whackos do.

They don't at first but as the story gets around, they HAVE to be accurate. So, let the PETA freaks scream to the rooftops!

As you said, it will not be a minority that gets harassed, it will be the majority.

It's time for a WAKE UP CALL!!! :D

[Criminal Number 18F]

Re: http://www.furisdead.com/momfur.html

I am quite sure I dated that gal. Glad she married someone else... I guess she had to. The rabbit died...

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F

[Moby Grape]

Ted Nugget is a DADDY.. and he kills animals.

His favorite recipe in a recent magazine:

Hunt it.
Kill it.
Build a fire.
Cook it.
Eat it.
Burp.

[FlyVet]

PETA losers kill vegetables. Vegetables have feelings too.

[Humidston]

Hubby (he's the Clancy fan) says he hasn't read it yet, but the premise wouldn't surprise me in the least.

One of the pet sayings around our house is that the enviroNazis won't be happy until evil mankind is killed off.

[Terriergal]

lol. My kids are edumcayted about PETA. I tell them if anyone criticizes them about killing animals, to just say "they taste good."

[Terriergal]

PETA to tell small children; "Your Mommy kills Animals"

My kids would say "yeah what's your point?"

[Humidston]

Lifted from your excellent site:

"To PETA, homo sapiens seems to be the only species that may be abused. Ingrid Newkirk said about people, "We’re the biggest blight on the face of the earth," and in the same interview volunteered the macabre thought, "Human euthanasia would be a great step if there were no abuses."24 Medical research to save children’s lives is improper, since "you have no right."25 PETA certainly deserves honorary membership in Wild Earth’s Voluntary Human Extinction Movement: PETA’s Newkirk declared in a now-famous 1986 interview the oft-reprinted quote, "I don’t believe human beings have the ‘right to life.’ That’s a supremacist perversion."

Mindboggling...

[Terriergal]

Nlood of Tyrants wrote: Ever read Clancy's "Rainbow Six"?

AHAH! Someone finally took my advice. Priceless ending, I must concur.

Now you have to read _Without Remorse_. It'll give you some b/g on John Clark. I tell you, once you get into the action phase, you won't be able to put it down. I stayed up all night once just to finish it. I didn't notice what time it was getting to be. I finished at 5am one morning. Awesome.