[Skooz]

Oh, they're martyrs for the cause.

They're Nelson Mandela.
They're Martin Luther King.
They're Josef Stalin.
They're Sadaam Hussein.
They're Ho Chi Min.
They're John the Baptist.
They're Dostoevsky

They are brothers and sisters in solidarity in jail cells because they have dared to speak out against the repressive policies of The Man.

The smugness of their self-assured martyrdom can be smelled from far away.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Wait until they get to jail, find out the mail for the evening is baloney sandwiches and have a nervous breakdown over there being no vegan alternative.

I predict a two day hunger strike every weekend, with them wondering why no one is concerned about their well-being and impending martyrdom.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Let's try that again. What I MEANT to say was:

Wait until they get to jail, find out the MEAL for the evening is baloney sandwiches and have a nervous breakdown over there being no vegan alternative.

I predict a two day hunger strike every weekend, with them wondering why no one is concerned about their well-being and impending martyrdom.