[Congressman Billybob]

The best way to prejudge the outcome of any contest is to take a look at its judges. There is an error in this panel of judges. Furtunately, that lack can be repaired because Saddam Hussein has suddenly become available.

The judges are garbage. The organization is garbage. Logically, therefore, the results of this contest will be garbage. Did I miss anything?

Congressman Billybob

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[Mr.Atos]

Did I miss anything?

Not that I can think of, Mr. Friend... Unless, if you assumed that I ever took it seriously in the first place. I expect it will be pythonesque in subject matter; like a foot race between a narcoleptic, a blind man, and a runner with incontinence.

Moonbats and their pathologies on parade! It should be extremely amusing to say the least.

Atos