[SpinyNorman]

Put Howard Dean or Kerry in a flight suit, put them on the ship, and tell them this will be an opportunity to counter the President's flight to the Abraham Lincoln. Then let them bloviatee, which should surely sink it. Solves two problems at once.

[Fester Chugabrew]

"Put Howard Dean or Kerry in a flight suit . . ."

LOL! A diving suit would be more apropos. Let them land on the deck of a sunken ship.