[Prodigal Son]

First cut off his Stalin moustache. Then get all the relatives of those killed by Saddam lined up for a couple of miles with a good supply of stones. Tie Saddam behind a camel. Drag him back and forth in front of the line of people- who would throw stones at him- until he is dead.

Alternatively, let people beat him to death with shoes.

[thesummerwind]

With a little Sowell:

"Summary: Since stoning people to death is a tradition in parts of the Middle East, that might be the most appropriate way to execute Saddam Hussein. If each relative of someone murdered by Saddam were allowed to throw a stone, the line might stretch back for miles. Television pictures of that line, broadcast throughout the Arab world, could completely undermine any notion that this is just an American vendetta against Moslems."