[Flux Capacitor]

----PLEASE PLEASE, ANYONE but Suzy Terrell!----

I wouldn't worry about that -- Suzie's political career is face-down in the gumbo bowl with a big fork sticking out of it. That's fine with me.... I've wasted my vote on her twice now and have no desire to do so again. She's useless.

Now, all you folks dreaming of picking up this seat.... I'd advise you to concentrate your energies on Georgia and Florida and the Carolinas, where the odds actually favor the GOP. This is not a southern state we're talking about here.... this is Louisiana. This state sucks very, very, VERY hard. This state is so hopelessly corrupt that elections aren't much more than a formality. This state is home to the stupidest, most pathetic, most contemptible collection of illiterate mouth-breathers who ever signed onto voter rolls anywhere in America. It goes without saying, therefore, that this is the most solidly Democratic southern state there is.

Yeah, I'll definitely be there next November and December to pull the toggle on my precinct's 50 year-old voting machine for whichever name has an "R" next to it (a tree stump? No problem). But I'm not feeling particularly energized about it. Hopefully by next November I'll have reason to be spirited about this race and can put some gusto into shoving my middle finger into the faces of John Breaux, Chris John, and the empty-skulled racist bitch we just elected governor. Assuming, of course, I haven't come to my senses by then and moved back to Texas.

-Dan

[Sindarian]

You got that right! Been there and done that. I am now out of that cesspool of a state and thankful of it. Get out while you have a chance. But don't stop in Texas until you see some prickly pear. East Texas is just as bad.

[gatorbait]

empty-skulled racist bitch we just elected governor. Assuming, of course, I haven't come to my senses by then and moved back to Texas.


You're being too kind to squatting Edwin.

[BillyBoy]

>> Now, all you folks dreaming of picking up this seat.... I'd advise you to concentrate your energies on Georgia and Florida and the Carolinas, where the odds actually favor the GOP. This is not a southern state we're talking about here.... this is Louisiana. This state sucks very, very, VERY hard. This state is so hopelessly corrupt that elections aren't much more than a formality. This state is home to the stupidest, most pathetic, most contemptible collection of illiterate mouth-breathers who ever signed onto voter rolls anywhere in America. It goes without saying, therefore, that this is the most solidly Democratic southern state there is.

Geesh, dude, don't be so hard on yourself. I'm in Illinois, and even we have a shot at winning the Senate seat here. Louisiana's congressional delegation is mostly conservative and Jindal came within a hair of winning. And aside from Maryland, the title of "most hopelessly Democrat state in the south" is currently held by Arkansas. They are in the deep south and surrounded by Republican strongholds, yet their political makeup currently looks like THIS:

Both U.S. Senators-- Liberal RATS
3 out of 4 Congressional Seats-- Liberal RATS
State House-- 30 Republicans, 70 RATS
State Senate-- 8 Republicans, 27 RATS
SECRETARY OF STATE-- Liberal RAT
ATTORNEY GENERAL-- Liberal RAT
STATE AUDITOR-- Liberal RAT
STATE TREASURER-- Liberal RAT
STATE LAND COMMISSIONER-- Liberal RAT

I thought they learned their lesson after Clinton when they elected a conservative Governor, but I bet that position goes RAT in the next election too.