After they say their 'I dos,' lesbians plan fete on cruise....(Any other ideas for a story name?)

The Boston Globe ^ | 12/15/03 | Donovan Slack

[misterrob]

Lesbians from far and wide will be sipping champagne on the Lido deck. k.d. lang will treat them to a live performance amid majestic glass sculptures and tapered columns in the elegant Main Show Lounge on Holland America's ms Maasdam. But more importantly, they will be married. Legally. Under the Massachusetts Constitution.

[misterrob]

Anyone have a better name for this story?

:-)

[stuartcr]

Hoe about - 'Not the least bit necessary'

[rovenstinez]

Are we suppose to ask if anyone of these couples will get pregnant on their honeymoon?

[Normal4me]

Lesbians Launch Legalized Luxury Lick Fest?

[SouthernFreebird]

Ship of fools.

[P.O.E.]

Two women on the boat celebrate with two men in the boat.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Travel company takes care of it's customers lickety split.

[joesnuffy]

And Tevye thought he had adjustment problems...oy vey
This aint your papa's Anatevka anymore

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Are we suppose to ask if anyone of these couples will get pregnant on their honeymoon?

Your question brings up another headline;

Cruise line purchases 600 turkey basters.

[sakic]

Seems not worth posting. Who cares?

[Petronski]

Seems not worth posting. Who cares?

Meaningless to us, but I'm sure the lesbians are lapping it up.

[Stallone]

Tit-anic

[E Rocc]

Fishing trip?

-Eric

[eno_]

As the Bard said: "Discussing country matters"

[ErnBatavia]

Sensible shoes will abound....

[Young Werther]

Lesbians Laud Lascivious Lip Service!

[thiscouldbemoreconfusing]

Anyone have a better name for this story? Yup:

How about:

Let them eat, drink and be merrry for at the end of this life they are eternally damned.

They say hillary is the smartest woman alive and she is an idiot.

They say that homosexuals and lesbians likewise are soooo smart, yet, they cannot even count past two. For a man can do all for a woman that a woman can do plus one more thing. And a woman can do all for a man that another man can do plus one more thing.

Homosexuals and lesbians, like hillary are idiots! No wonder they are democrats.

[Wumpus Hunter]

I realized a long time ago that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[Piquaboy]

Are they going to be doing any diving on their cruise?

[Charles Henrickson]

Crews vs. Cruise