Grim-Faced Katie Couric, Wearing Black, Downplays Success, Highlights Problems

The Today Show

[Lazamataz]

It's official. Al-Qaety Couric has joined Wahabbism and is an Islamic spokesperson.

From now on, please refer to her as Al-Qaety Couric in recognition of this fact.

[StriperSniper]

Couric: "I think it's fair to say

Translation: Accept my premise or be branded an extreme right-wing kook.

[Maigrey]

Well, I did have the thread up, but it was yanked.

I guess when we get written confirmation, it will be reposted.

[PJ-Comix]

Your thread was pulled. I'm sure the Media Research Center will quote Al-Qaety's statement about Saddam tomorrow so it can be posted but it would be great to find another online source before then so it can be posted today.

[Lazamataz]

It's time to begin freeping Al-Qaety Couric.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Al-Quaety Couric - I will definitely keep that in mind!

Hmm, something occurs to me. If she married the long-faced, French-looking Senator from Mass., she'd by Al-Quaety Ketchup-Couric.

[prairiebreeze]

Maigrey, would you please ping me if a new thread goes up?

Thank you.

Prairie

[PigRigger]

"...but wouldn't Iraq with Saddam in charge be preferable to one with him in custody?..."

The depths of her naivety and stupidity are truly breathtaking.

One should not be surprised; the left reasons using emotion not logic. It is their way of course.

[PJ-Comix]

From now on, please refer to her as Al-Qaety Couric in recognition of this fact.

Yup! You've been a little off your game the past few months, Laz, but with this new moniker for Katie (Al-Qaety Couric) you've completely REDEEMED yourself.

[Salvation]

"According to ABC, Saddam's first words to US soldiers were "I am Saddam Hussein, Presient of Iraq. I want to negoitate." The reply from the soldier who pulled him out of the hole; "President Bush sends his regards!"

Fox just showed this with Greg Palkot coming out of the hole!

FoxROCKS!

[al_c]

"Some are worried that ...

She is so predictable. Thanks for putting up with the grueling show. I was curious to see the perky one's reaction, but couldn't stomach actually watching it. You're a brave soul.

[PJ-Comix]

It's time to begin freeping Al-Qaety Couric.

Just send these Today Show thread links whenever they happen to NBC News execs.

[JFC]

KATIE IS SUCH A b*&^%. I Called NBC yesterday telling them that Tom B is so negative and hateful that NBC has been put on my delete button on my FLIPPER! I will NEVER ever watch that communist station again!

[Lazamataz]

Was it my imagination or did she just ask Wesley Clark, "...but wouldn't Iraq with Saddam in charge be preferable to one with him in custody?

dio, without revealing too much, you know someone who really really likes to talk about media bias. Could you flag this person to this statement by Al-Qaety Couric?

[bc2]

dude I was going to ping you to this thread because when I saw the title, all I could think of was "KATIE" - BY CONSPIRACY GUY

hahahaha it seems you beat me to it!

[PJ-Comix]

"According to ABC, Saddam's first words to US soldiers were "I am Saddam Hussein, Presient of Iraq. I want to negoitate."

I heard that Saddam actually said this in English. Is that correct?

[xp38]

dark side? Darth Couric...the new sith lord.

[RottiBiz]

GLGB does it as a service for the rest of us, where we can know our political enemies.

Yes!

See post #140.

[Lazamataz]

You've been a little off your game the past few months,

SEZ WHO! I've been killin' em in Peoria.

Not literally, of course. That's work for Al-Qaety.

[Johnny_Cipher]

I'm beginning to wonder if Couric is wearing Hitlery's "Old Crusty". Maybe they swap the same item(s) of clothing between each other like that fruitcake my aunt insists on sending me every Christmas.