Are you sh*ttin' me?!
DaPharmer and me wuz at Albertson's today an' I almost prevailed upon Phil to snag the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS. . . . the one with the story about the girl removed from the block of ice from Mt. Everest, frozen for decades . . . ALIVE!
I thought that it'd be a good venue to come back to FreeRepublic, but Phil maintains that we're still through with TRASH. The compromise was that instead of posting TRASH I could post probable news. He even let me post it initially in BREAKING NEWS. The AdminModerator had other thoughts.
Have a nice day, Senator!