GOP trying to eliminate all forms of birth control

CNN

[squidly]

with the exception of abstinence. So said Erica Jong on CNN ten minutes ago, and her remarks went unchallenged by host Paula Zahn. Per Jong, partial birth abortion ban is the first step towards that end.

I'm afraid the lies about the GOP coming from the left are reaching critical mass, and we haven't even officially hit election year yet.

[Andy from Beaverton]

Are they going to take away the light bulb in the bedroom?

[stands2reason]

Pray the American public is not quite that gullible...

[John Robertson]

"I'm afraid the lies about the GOP coming from the left are reaching critical mass."

Yeah, mass hysteria. Let them keep at it.

[Poohbah]

During the last debate, Howard Dean will suddenly say:

"Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers..."

[Clara Lou]

Erica-- author of the "Zipperless F$#k." Trash, and author of trash.

[Labyrinthos]

Are they going to take away the light bulb in the bedroom?

Delayed chuckle and coffee out my nose. :-)

[Kuksool]

Does anyone take the Clinton New Network seriously?

[Dog Gone]

We're trying to eliminate all sex. Get it right.

[Cicero]

Exactly. If Republicans have their way, gay marriage will be outlawed and there will be no more children.

[familyop]

Bump!

Oh, waaaaaaaaa! Birth control pills cause life threatening blood clots in women, anyway. Though the GOP is doing no such thing, it would be a good idea to ban them and save our ladies.

Even the abominable Susan B. Anthony opposed the legalization of abortion drugs (as those drugs were quite dangerous to women). To be fair and add a crucial truth, though, she also opposed any law against abortion while exclusively blaming men.

Lying, feminism and Democrats certainly go together.

[Poohbah]

Well, my wife and I have a very gay marriage!

We're always extremely cheerful!

[WackyKat]

Well, condoms are evil

[familyop]

"Exactly. If Republicans have their way, gay marriage will be outlawed and there will be no more children."

LOL! You've portrayed Dem logic perfectly. It's the Democrat style of cause and effect. ...good one!

[Agnes Heep]

And I thought Coitus Interruptus was successor to Marcus Aurelius.

[gov_bean_ counter]

You know what you call couples who use the rhythm method?

Parents

[John Beresford Tipton]

"GOP trying to eliminate all forms of birth control
with the exception of abstinence."

Well, not the GOP, at least not yet.
But there have been threads of raving nuts here that would definitely think that was a great idea.

[AGreatPer]

"Are they going to take away the light bulb in the bedroom?"

You need a light bulb?

[shiva]

Are they going to take away the light bulb in the bedroom?

Oh, Lord no! That means I'll have to remove the mirrors.

[gov_bean_ counter]

I'll have to remove the mirrors.

I like the mirrors that make things look bigger than they really are...