Police Find Home Invasion Suspect Impaled On Fence

NBC4columbus.com ^ | December 10, 2003

[11th_VA]

POWELL, Ohio -- Police said they found a home invasion suspect impaled on a wrought iron fence Wednesday night when responding to a 911 call at a home in an upscale Delaware County neighborhood, NewsChannel 4's Larry Roberts reported.

A 911 call was made at about 7 p.m. stating that a man with a gun was inside a Woodbridge Avenue home in Liberty Township. When investigators arrived at the home in the Wedgewood housing subdivision, they said they found two residents in the home's courtyard bleeding from their arms and another person, the unidentified suspect, impaled at the thigh on the fence.

Rescue crews had to use extrication equipment to cut the fence and free the suspect, Roberts reported. Part of the fence was still stuck inside the suspect when he was taken by medical helicopter to a local hospital.

The victims, Mark Brentlinger, 39, and Brian McDonald, 41, were transported to Riverside Hospital. There is no word on their conditions.

"At this point, we don't know if the intent was to look for a specific item or what motivated the robbery or home invasion," Delaware County Sheriff Al Myers said.

Brentlinger is an executive with Midwestern Auto Group of Dublin.

[blam]

"I found one in the Yellow Pages. Her name is Atty. Barb Wyre, but she only de-fences burglars when the stakes are high."

I bet she will mount a sharp de-fense, huh?

[Thud]

What part of the thigh?

[Imal]

Beware of Fence

[csvset]

en garde!

Ooops! Wrong kind of fencing...

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

"He needs a de-fence attorney"

LOL bad

[TaMoDee]

Off you go to the punitentiary for 5 years!

[LibertarianInExile]

What surprises me is that this guy is Iraqi. Given what's going on in the world today in his home country, you'd think he'd be the last guy that's a fence-sitter.

[BJungNan]

POWELL, Ohio -- Police said they found a home invasion suspect impaled on a wrought iron fence Wednesday night when responding to a 911 call at a home in an upscale Delaware County neighborhood, NewsChannel 4's Larry Roberts reported.

Lawyers for the man said they would file suit against the maker of the fence and the local DA said he was unsure if he would file assault charges against the couple whose home was invaded.

[Cobra64]

He needs a de-fence attorney.

In the voice of Jessa Jackson, or Al Sharpton?

[Cobra64]

He needs a de-fence attorney.

In the voice of Jessa Jackson, or Al Sharpton? Never axe me that question!

[skinkinthegrass]

"He needs a de-fence attorney."/// I found one in the Yellow Pages. Her name is Atty. Barb Wyre, but she only de-fences burglars when the stakes are high.

HA! HA! Good one :))

[Cultural Jihad]

Police Find Home Invasion Suspect Impaled On Fence

Darn when that happens!

[tubebender]

Someone is headed to prison if that fence is on the Historic Fence Registry...

[tubebender]

Great minds run in the same gutter... :-)

[philman_36]

Seeing as we have two home invasion victims being males in their late 30s/early 40s sharing the same domicile having been attacked by a Iraqi who is most probably a member of the 'Religion-O-Peace®', I wonder if the motive the police should be looking for is a hate crime against homosexuals perpetrated by an fundamentalist Islamist?
That gives "impalement" a whole new meaning.
A lover's triangle ending in disaster for the jilted one?
Blackmail gone awry.
TONS of scenarios and witty comments. Even fiction isn't this good.

[taillightchaser]

Oh good. Now we get to pay for his medical bills too. No big problem--we're already paying for the medical bills of thousands of ILLEGAL mexicans.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Fence kabob.

[xJones]

Seeing as we have two home invasion victims being males in their late 30s/early 40s sharing the same domicile having been attacked by a Iraqi who is most probably a member of the 'Religion-O-Peace®', I wonder if the motive the police should be looking for is a hate crime against homosexuals perpetrated by an fundamentalist Islamist?

You thought that too? I was also wondering why the two men were bleeding from their arms, and the Iraqi was impaled. Nevermind.........

[Fledermaus]

One down...so many more to go!

[Eternal_Bear]

crucifixtion on the Tree of Woe would have also sufficed.