For my fellow Texans.
1 posted on
12/10/2003 11:51:46 PM PST by
Cvengr
To: Cvengr; lonestar; Billie; Donaeus; MeeknMing
Fun for Texans!
2 posted on
12/10/2003 11:57:21 PM PST by
MEG33
To: Cvengr
HOOK 'EM HORNS!
3 posted on
12/11/2003 12:43:13 AM PST by
ILBBACH
(Don't get your panties in a wad!)
To: Cvengr
6 posted on
12/11/2003 1:28:41 AM PST by
lowbridge
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. -Mr. Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati)
To: Cvengr
bump
7 posted on
12/11/2003 4:50:01 AM PST by
LadyDoc
(liberals only love politically correct poor people)
To: Cvengr
and we Texans love work, we ain't afraid of it
like my daddy said fixin the septic tank
"here's a shovel, we didn't come here to crochet'
To: Cvengr
Bump
10 posted on
12/11/2003 5:29:11 AM PST by
Fiddlstix
(Tag Lines Repaired While You Wait! Reasonable Prices! Fast Service!)
To: Cvengr; Byron_the_Aussie; Travis McGee; harpseal
This is for when y'all decide to visit.
To: Cvengr
Sam Houston was from Virginia
12 posted on
12/11/2003 6:02:23 AM PST by
XRdsRev
To: Cvengr
Texas, my love.
13 posted on
12/11/2003 6:06:25 AM PST by
Eris
To: Cvengr
P.S. - here is a real Sam Houston quote - "All new states are invested, more or less, by a class of noisy, second-rate men who are always in favor of rash and extreme measures, but Texas was absolutely overrun by such men."
14 posted on
12/11/2003 6:06:45 AM PST by
XRdsRev
To: Cvengr
Directions to Texas
Go west till you smell sh*t, That's Oklahoma, turn south till you step in it, That's Texas,
(Just funnin ;) )
15 posted on
12/11/2003 6:34:12 AM PST by
hurly
To: Cvengr
Texas................
Home State of Anna Nicole Smith!!!
16 posted on
12/11/2003 6:39:18 AM PST by
WhiteGuy
(Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press...)
To: Cvengr
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get it out of the way. Last year I high-centered my sports car on a Houston city street and tore out the underside, needed an exhaust manifold. I maintain that trucks are needed in town, too.
17 posted on
12/11/2003 6:44:09 AM PST by
Liberal Classic
(No better friend, no worse enemy.)
To: Cvengr
I might add that all liberals that want to move to Texas, we have a special enclave just for you.
The People's Republic of Austin or aka, Babylon on the Colorado.
Move there and leave the rest of us alone
19 posted on
12/11/2003 7:38:11 AM PST by
The South Texan
(The Democrat Party and the leftist (ABCCBSNBCCNN NYLATIMES)media are a criminal enterprise!)
To: Cvengr
Lota' truth in that.
Everything is bigger in Texas except for the trees and the water taste like crap.
21 posted on
12/11/2003 7:50:45 AM PST by
oyez
(It's not you're fathers's Democratic Party.)
To: Cvengr
Ah'd like to say a word about Texas.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!!
Thank you.
23 posted on
12/11/2003 5:28:22 PM PST by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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