Hillary Depressed

Yahoo Finance Board | December 10, 2003 | Unkown

[Don Munn]

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual.

He notices a police officer walking beween the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her.

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

[Don Munn]

Saw this on a finance board this morning and thought you would enjoy it.

[Ronin]

It's been around in various forms for years. The first time I read it it was OJ.

[Sam Cree]

Man, wishfull thinking, but still sends a ray of hope.

[tioga]

-dang, one can hope.......

[Bluntpoint]

Poor Hillary, Howie, even as a baby Demorat, was not a team player!

[americanSoul]

Hillary Depressed Yahoo Finance Board | December 10, 2003 | Unkown Posted on 12/10/2003 6:27:36 AM PST by Don Munn A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking beween the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her. The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.

LOL, great.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Never give up hope!

[thesummerwind]

Beauuuuuuuuutuful!