PETA w/ Chick in Santa Skirt Protests Turkey Torture in Rich., VA, Nobody Cared

self | 12-8-03 | putupon

[putupon]

In spite of the greatly embellished description related to the brevity of the PETA chick’s Santa outfit by WRVA radio this morning, the handing out of free imitation of turkey tofu samples, and Alex Baldwin meet your meat DVDs , the few passersby in the Carytown neighborhod paid scant attention to the protestors.

[Diddle E. Squat]

PETA, the other (blindingly) WHITE meat.

So apparently tanning booths harm animals, too.

[Redbob]

Kinda makes you wonder how well "turkey tofu" would work in a slingshot, doesn't it?

[sultan88]

"...far more gerbils than turkeys are in danger in the Carytown neighborhood."

BWAHAHAHA

[Prime Choice]

What does PETA have against turkeys anyway?

I like turkeys. I'm inviting one over for dinner on Christmas!

[VRWC_minion]

Crippled ? I thought it looked a little undercooked.

[job]

OK, now time for my favorite quote from my carbonate geology professor.

While snorkeling in the Keys, one of our group wanted to stay behind and not swim the channel b/c he didn't think he was a strong enough swimmer. He snorkeled in shallow water, and encountered jelly fish, most of which wound up in his trunks, or so he says. The antidote to jelly fish stings is to apply Adolph's meat tenderizer on the affected area (amino acids?). Reportedly, he got out of the water, holding his crotch, yelling "I'm in pain, I'm in pain." Pretty fun in and of itself. He applied Adolph's meat tenderizer to the affected area to get some relief.

Subsequently, he relayed the story to the rest of my group, which prompted my carbonate professor to pose the following question: "So let me understand this correctly, you put meat tenderizer on your meat?"

Funny at the time.

[brewcrew]

Gee, I wonder if those hideous shoes or the guy's sneakers have any leather whose original owner was crippled at slaughter?

[lormand]

She looks like a crack whore

[Free Vulcan]

I think that was the name of her masturbation education program.

[tet68]

I've seen better drumsticks a week after thanksgiving.

Tonight Flaming Turkey Wings.
Tomorrow Flaming Turkey Risoto
Wendsday Cold Turkey in Aspic.
Thursday Peta legs in Whine sauce.

[DeaconBenjamin]

Just another PETA ho ho ho.

[edwin hubble]

I see where she is from the photos. She's near the two Thai restaurants (a block apart).

Actually, she should have moved east a couple of blocks to be in front of the New York Deli. Smoked turkey sandwiches there are great.

[lawdude]

Reminds me of the 2 Piggly Wiggly banners in the store when I was a kid.

1) In the candt/nut aisle - "You Can't Make Mary on Christmas without Nuts"

2) In the meat department - "You Can't Beat Our Meat"

[Lazamataz]

She looks like a common streetwalker.