[50sDad]

Interviewer: "If we hire you, you get two weeks vacation after a year."

Worker: "Why, the last place I worked was a Union shop, and you got three weeks right away!"

Interviewer: "Well, we also pay 60% of your medical insurance."

Worker: "At the last place I worked, they paid all of it! Life and dental, too!"

Interviewer: "You get six yearly holidays with pay!"

Worker: "Why, at the last place I worked, you got ten holdays, and they catered lunch every day."

Interviewer: "If you don't mind me asking, if this last place was so good, why did you leave?"

Worker: "Oh, they went out of business."

[concerned about politics]

Worker: "Oh, they went out of business."

OMG! That is soooo true. (They moved to Mexico for cheaper labor).

[rb22982]

LOL bingo!