[Velveeta]

He couldn't commit himself to admitting that she was wearing the same outfit from the night before, so he gave the complete spectrum opposite.

....Or....he was taken by surprise when asked and remembered the black tarp on the bottom and white pillow case on top. "White top, black bottoms". Gobs of jewelry.

[Devil_Anse]

"She was wearing a black tarp and a white pillowcase, Officer".

Omigosh, that is funny and not funny at the same time!!

"Gobs of jewelry".

Yeah, well we know why THAT was reported--so he could make an insurance claim for those diamonds.