[Devil_Anse]

"She was wearing a black tarp and a white pillowcase, Officer".

Omigosh, that is funny and not funny at the same time!!

"Gobs of jewelry".

Yeah, well we know why THAT was reported--so he could make an insurance claim for those diamonds.

[Velveeta]

Yeah, well we know why THAT was reported--so he could make an insurance claim for those diamonds.

And, perhaps, pass them on to his beloved Amber.