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A forest of lights can only mean that it's Christmas in Miami [Dave Barry]
Miami Herald ^ | 12/7/03 | Dave Barry

Posted on 12/07/2003 10:27:47 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

I love Christmas in Miami.

Oh, sure, it's not like Christmas up north. We don't have Jack Frost nipping at our nose: We have Harvey Heat Rash nipping at our underwear regions. And we never look outside on Christmas morning to discover that the landscape has been magically transformed by a blanket of white, unless a cocaine plane has crashed on our lawn.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: christmas; davebarry; divingpigs
I'm not sure this is explicitly conservative, but it's funny.
1 posted on 12/07/2003 10:27:48 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Last year they had an act called ''Randall's High-Diving Pigs,'' which features pigs that dive into water, just as the Bible tells us that pigs did to celebrate the very first Christmas."

Randall's Diving Pigs

2 posted on 12/07/2003 10:35:16 AM PST by angkor
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To: grannie9; Mo1
Flori-Duh PING!!
Christmas Lights PING!!

So9

3 posted on 12/07/2003 10:55:26 AM PST by Servant of the 9 (Effing the Ineffable.)
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To: msdrby; Corin Stormhands
ping
4 posted on 12/07/2003 11:18:35 AM PST by Prof Engineer (Labrador Retriever~from The Latin, meaning~ Affection Sponge)
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To: Servant of the 9
I just found your ping Swerv. That was very funny and sooo true.. Thanks for the laugh..
5 posted on 12/08/2003 6:40:52 AM PST by grannie9
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