DFU SONG: White Sportcoat and a Pink Carnation (Hillary's pink pansuit is black one laundered)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 12-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - WHITE SPORTCOAT AND A PINK CARNATION - look in last section to find MIDI

Her pink pansuit is the black one laundered...the cleaning bill you should see
The cloth is worn...it's a toxic problem...isn't that right, Hillary

There's a stench, there is no doubt...Martinizing gets it out
From the Pope, this is no bull...he proclaims a miracle

Her pink pansuit is the black one laundered...isn't that right, Hillary

Her pink pansuit is the black one laundered...that's why it's called "Old Crusty"
The EPA is investigating...isn't that right, Hillary

There's a stench, there is no doubt...Martinizing gets it out
From the Pope, this is no bull...he proclaims a miracle

Her pink pansuit is the black one laundered...isn't that right, Hillary

[doug from upland]

Credit (or blame) to you for the song inspiration -- CLICK.

"Watching it in on the West Coast now. My wife says the Pink Suit is just the Black suit after it was washed..."

[hillary's_fat_a**]

As usual, Tim Russert lobs softball questions. She had such a smirmy grin when Tim shows her Presidential poll numbers at 43%. What a b*tch! How dare that b*tch talk about Bush lying to the American people.

[tubebender]

ROTFLMAO...I can't wait for my wife to get home from Church.

[doug from upland]

Hillary Clinton is shown here in a serious discussion of household tips to Iraqi wives. "Yes, if I were in charge, I would bring you a dry cleaning process that would get out the camel and goat smell. Wait until you see this outfit tomorrow."

[joesnuffy]

Hillary in a pink pantsuit proves the old adage that other than people pigs are the only type of God's creatures that can get sunburned..

[doug from upland]

[doug from upland]

Ping.

[ladyinred]

Hillary wears the pink when she wants to appear that she is really a female. She is running, not question about it! *itch!

[DarthFuzball]

Shouldn't the title be something more like

"A white sports coat, and a pink crustation"?

[doug from upland]

That's pretty good, but I try to keep the original title so the songs can be searched in the archives. Go to the search engine and put in one of your favorite songs (most of them are from the '60s and '70s.

[dutchess]

hehehehe...you still have it DOUG! Happy Holidays!

[doug from upland]

Merry Christmas to you, hubby, and mom and dad. This song is probably unknown to those under 50.