Rappin' Carjackers Sentenced To Jail (Read The Whole Thing To Check Out These 2 Brainiacs)

Sarasota Herald Tribune ^ | 12/6/03 | Robert Patrick

[dukeman]

The Jenny Jones show does it again.

[Hank Rearden]

When you're named "Wank", you're sort of expected to do stuff like this. I liked the carwash part.

[EggsAckley]

This is one of the funniest things I've read in ages. What a great movie plot. It would be a major hit!!

Life imitates art.

[dukeman]

LOL! Law enforcement officers usually have a pretty good sense of humor. I'm sure they enjoyed the car wash bit.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Will they have a RAP sheet?

[Slings and Arrows]

Industrial-Strength Just Damn PING!

[Vermonter]

Hiding in ponds in Florida is not a good idea. Can you say Alligator?

[dukeman]

Ha! With a gator in the area, the only thing they would have found was his nose.

[microgood]

Teresa Kaklis Dees said her client and Bell decided to carjack someone after they got a citation for hitchhiking in the Panhandle.

You do have to admire their respect for the law.

[dukeman]

Yes, but think about how big their rap careers would be by now (about a year later) if they had just washed enough dishes at a Waffle House to afford two bus tickets to Miami. :-) Choices, choices, choices.......

[primeval patriot]

bus tickets to Miami

Per the Greyhound website, a one-way ticket from Kalamazoo to Miami is $169.

I reckon these two geniuses thought carjacking, kidnapping, and robbery would be the easier route.

Breathtaking stupidity.

[Arpege92]

"They took all but one of her cigarettes, apologize to her and wished her a nice Thanksgiving."

Well, at least they were polite!

[longfellow]

they should get life for shoplifting a toy gun!

[dukeman]

I wonder how they got from Michigan down to north Florida. Probably hitchhiking.

[martin_fierro]

	Industrial Strength Humor
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This story is an Industrial Strength Humor BONANZA!

[bootless]

Oh. My. God.

This is persistent, relentless stupidity!

[dukeman]

The only crime story to rival this one for stupidity was posted here (by me) a couple of years ago. There an underaged teenage boy stole a car for a joyride. He drove all over the county smashing into roadsigns and mailboxes. He blew all four tires and drove home to his Mommy late at night on the rims. The cops just followed the scrape marks on the road all the way home. The Mom said he was a good boy and NOT GUILTY. The boy blamed everything on the car and wished he'd never found it.

[dukeman]

We get more than our share of weird stories here in Florida. Does anyohe recall the guy found dead, clad only in his briefs, in the killer whale tank at Sea World?

[BraveMan]

This could be made into a movie . . .

[Senormechanico]

Just my opinion (sarcasm), but they don't call it FloriDUH for nothing!

SM