You still don't get it or you ignore the obvious point. Let me restate #53 with a different noun one more time just for your benefit:
It's like this little commie grad student over in the Education department. "Everybody has a gun! Even not having a gun is having a gun!"
Do you really think that statement makes any sense?
Does substituting "god" for "gun" somehow change the meaning?
Yes. Use this analogy. "Everybody has an 'belief' as to why they exist and how the world began and what happens after death."
I will concede it may be possible -- although it is very hard for me to imagine this -- for some not to have a 'belief' about these things. This person, however, would be amazingly shallow.