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To: boxerblues


Look, officer, I just came along and the car doors were open.
The cat did it, I saw a cat, it was running away.
I was just guarding the car for my masters.
In case that cat came back.
You know, the cat that opened the door.
The guilty cat, as opposed to me, the innocent dog.

41 posted on 12/05/2003 5:27:57 AM PST by Lazamataz (In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.)
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To: Lazamataz
I wonder if anyone has claimed this dog yet? I would love to have him as a pet!
45 posted on 12/05/2003 5:33:52 AM PST by MizzouTigerRepublican (82nd ABN Gulf war vet)
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46 posted on 12/05/2003 5:34:18 AM PST by BunnySlippers (Help Bring Colly-fornia Back ...)
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To: Lazamataz
Quick, officer! Hurry! The cats are breaking into the Studebaker!


49 posted on 12/05/2003 5:40:37 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)
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To: Lazamataz


No way can he blame this on the cat now!
51 posted on 12/05/2003 5:44:10 AM PST by boxerblues (If you can read this.. Thank a Teacher..If you can read this in English ..Thank a US Soldier)
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To: Lazamataz
Good thing it wasn't a pack of crazed Pomeranians, could have been some serious heel bites.
57 posted on 12/05/2003 7:32:22 AM PST by Rebelbase
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