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To: Lazamataz


No way can he blame this on the cat now!
51 posted on 12/05/2003 5:44:10 AM PST by boxerblues (If you can read this.. Thank a Teacher..If you can read this in English ..Thank a US Soldier)
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To: boxerblues
No way can he blame this on the cat now!



Well, y'see, officer, in this frame, I'm trying to close the door.
The cat's behind the door so you can't quite make it out.
But he and I are struggling, y'see.
Because I'm trying to protect my master's car.
Against that guilty, guilty, guilty cat who opened the doors.
Who you can't quite see in this picture.
But it's there.
Opening car doors.
As opposed to me, who's closing them.
Y'see.

52 posted on 12/05/2003 5:52:53 AM PST by Lazamataz (In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.)
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To: boxerblues; Lazamataz
OH, no, officer, you don't understand!

Those diabolically clever cats borrowed a dog suit to make it look like I opened the car! I tell you, they'll stop at nothing!

53 posted on 12/05/2003 5:55:30 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)
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