DFU SONG: You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore (Streisand can't sue anymore)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 12-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS ANYMORE

You had taken photos...put them on a website
There was my home for riff raff to see
I'd been warning you all that you can't mess with me
I was really mad

I called up my attorney...so began the journey
I would get 10 million bucks through the court
Anything I want, little people can't thwart
But the judge refused to give my claim his support
Now they won't let me sue you anymore

You're really irritating...like Bush, your face I'm hating
I would show you a thing, maybe two
I would squeeze you until both your nads had turned blue

I called up my attorney...so began the journey
I thought I'd get 10 million bucks through the court
Anything that I want, little people can't thwart
The judge had refused to give my claim his support
Now they won't let me sue you anymore

Anything that I want, you cannot thwart
But the judge had refused to give my claim his support
Now they won't let me sue you anymore

[doug from upland]

CAN'T STOP FIRST AMENDMENT

[doug from upland]

JUDGE THROWS IT OUT

[doug from upland]

A ping to sing.

[bmwcyle]

bttt

[exit82]

Doug-- a bump and well wishes on your sixth anniversary on FreeRepublic.

[Gritty]

Nice job, Doug.

I'll whistle it the rest of the afternoon.

[doug from upland]

Thank you. Although JimRob has the official date in Dec, I was actually here in about May of 1997 when I got my first 486K computer and went online.

It looks like a 5-year Happy Anniversary greeting is in order for you.

[Focault's Pendulum]

As Shakespeare once wrote "First kill all the lawyers!!...Then as with Babs...the rest will be silence.

Okay...so I paraphrased a bit

[exit82]

Yep. I'm closing in on five years this month. Started lurking in Oct. 1998 through a link from Drudge, saw about the March for Justice, and attended it.

Couldn't believe there were others who felt like me that the Clintons needed to be brought to justice. Seeing four thousand others that day in DC was thrilling.

The rest as they say, is history;)

[doug from upland]

I wish I could have made it to the March for Justice. My DC trip occured in late Feb. of that year with a poster-sized eviction notice for the Clintons in front of the WH.