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DFU SONG: You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore (Streisand can't sue anymore)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 12-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 12/04/2003 12:16:36 AM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS ANYMORE

You had taken photos...put them on a website
There was my home for riff raff to see
I'd been warning you all that you can't mess with me
I was really mad

I called up my attorney...so began the journey
I would get 10 million bucks through the court
Anything I want, little people can't thwart
But the judge refused to give my claim his support
Now they won't let me sue you anymore

You're really irritating...like Bush, your face I'm hating
I would show you a thing, maybe two
I would squeeze you until both your nads had turned blue

I called up my attorney...so began the journey
I thought I'd get 10 million bucks through the court
Anything that I want, little people can't thwart
The judge had refused to give my claim his support
Now they won't let me sue you anymore

Anything that I want, you cannot thwart
But the judge had refused to give my claim his support
Now they won't let me sue you anymore


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: airhead; crazyperson; divawitch; ourenemy; streisand

1 posted on 12/04/2003 12:16:36 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: All
CAN'T STOP FIRST AMENDMENT
2 posted on 12/04/2003 7:21:17 AM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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To: All
JUDGE THROWS IT OUT
3 posted on 12/04/2003 8:33:47 AM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
A ping to sing.
4 posted on 12/04/2003 12:14:16 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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To: doug from upland
bttt
5 posted on 12/04/2003 12:16:32 PM PST by bmwcyle (Hillary's election to President will start a civil war)
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To: doug from upland
Doug-- a bump and well wishes on your sixth anniversary on FreeRepublic.
6 posted on 12/04/2003 12:52:00 PM PST by exit82 (Sound off to your elected reps in DC: Capitol switchboard toll free number 1-800-648-3516.)
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To: doug from upland
Nice job, Doug.

I'll whistle it the rest of the afternoon.

7 posted on 12/04/2003 1:03:59 PM PST by Gritty (Barbara may be rich and famous, but I wouldn't invite her to my home for dinner!)
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To: exit82
Thank you. Although JimRob has the official date in Dec, I was actually here in about May of 1997 when I got my first 486K computer and went online.

It looks like a 5-year Happy Anniversary greeting is in order for you.

8 posted on 12/04/2003 1:04:50 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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To: doug from upland
As Shakespeare once wrote "First kill all the lawyers!!...Then as with Babs...the rest will be silence.

Okay...so I paraphrased a bit

9 posted on 12/04/2003 1:13:30 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I just got Cable!!!! Unfortunately there's some time warp going on with the South Pacific musical!!)
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To: doug from upland
Yep. I'm closing in on five years this month. Started lurking in Oct. 1998 through a link from Drudge, saw about the March for Justice, and attended it.

Couldn't believe there were others who felt like me that the Clintons needed to be brought to justice. Seeing four thousand others that day in DC was thrilling.

The rest as they say, is history;)
10 posted on 12/04/2003 1:23:28 PM PST by exit82 (Sound off to your elected reps in DC: Capitol switchboard toll free number 1-800-648-3516.)
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To: exit82
I wish I could have made it to the March for Justice. My DC trip occured in late Feb. of that year with a poster-sized eviction notice for the Clintons in front of the WH.
11 posted on 12/04/2003 1:42:19 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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