A Zot-Wing Christmas

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[a merry little christmas day]

Have yourself a locked and loaded Christmas
keep your ammo dry
From now on our crusade will intensify

Have yourself a merry, gun-crazed Christmas
make those bad guys pay
Soon we'll all be shouting "Go on make my day"

Through the years we all will be together
for our final fight
Charlie Heston tells us it's our God-given right
So have yourself a locked and loaded Christmas Night.

... click me ...

[Snowy]

And why is that? Don't want one?

I think I will eventually get one, but as I told my husband, I will not have one in the house until I take shooting lessons and know the gun I am to own inside and out.

[capt. norm]

I'd guess there's never a dull minute on "Troll Patrol".

Regards,
Norm

[Hot Tabasco]

AHhh I love the smell of Ozone in a thread

Me, the smell of Hoppe's trumps turkey any day.....

[WinOne4TheGipper]

C'mon. Bring on your next incarnation. We need a fresh zot!

[Darksheare]

Thrashing through the snow
in a tank bought on Ebay
running over trolls
laughing all the way
treads on pavement ring
making trollies cry...

you get the picture, right?

[Darksheare]

Check the zot keyword.
He's been a repeat for several days.

[Darksheare]

That looks oddly like anti-dimensional inverse gravity.
Hope CG detained the perp who attempted to change gravity on us all.
/ joke
*Chuckle*
Good to see you.

[Conspiracy Guy]

He was released after questioning. Disclaimer: No breakdancers were harmed during the production of the photograph.

[Darksheare]

Okay.
At least gravity was kept safe for another day.
*chuckle*

[Conspiracy Guy]

CG waits for Mayor Bloomberg to emerge from Bloomie's favorite store>

[Darksheare]

Now THAT is probably very likely a spot Bloomy would hang out at.
"Mr Bloombug, we're going to have to detain you 'for the good of the children.'"
*chuckle*

I wonder if some of the troll problem here on FR has been Bloomberg at all?

[Conspiracy Guy]

CG monitors Troll Booths as well.

>

[Darksheare]

*chuckle*
"No price gouging either."
There's gotta be a way to make a series of these that somewhat tell a story, albeit a twisted story, but a story none the less.
(A poem even..)

[Conspiracy Guy]

The Conspiracy Guy poem is on my profile page!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Conspiracy Guy says, "This is no angel"

[boxerblues]

I want one of those keyboards lol

[Darksheare]

I know.
I saw it.
*chuckle*

No angel..
*chuckles*

[looscnnn]

Isn't Muzak considered a torture device?

[looscnnn]

Kinda looks like Daschle. He is deeply saddened.

[looscnnn]

That is an understandable reason.