DFU SONG: If You're Happy (Katie and Hillary are an item)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 12-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://www.billybear4kids.com/midi/MIDITunes.html
MIDI - IF YOU'RE HAPPY

Does the Perky One have sex with Hillary
I swear, that is what I saw on NBC
Do they do it in the attic
That's remaining enigmatic
Does the Perky One have sex with Hillary

Are they using a few sex toys just for fun
Does the Energizer Bunny make them run
Do they do it in the attic
That's remaining enigmatic
Are they using a few sex toys just for fun

Does the Perky One have kneepads made of gold
Does she mind a woman who is icy cold
Do they do it in the attic
That's remaining enigmatic
Does the Perky One have kneepads made of gold

[doug from upland]

SONG INSPIRED BY THIS VOMIT-INDUCING POST

[L.N. Smithee]

Whaaaat?

[doug from upland]

Read the link in No. 2.

From Ann Coulter --- As you probably know, she was recently asked "have you ever seen two women have sex?" To which Ann replied: "yes - the last time Katie Couric interviewed Hillary."

[buffyt]

Katie Colic was interviewing Eliz. Dole during the Dole/Clinton campaign. Katie asked Eliz. a question, then interrupted her before she had a chance to properly answer the question. Katie kept interrupting and being rude to Mrs. Dole. When the interview was over, and they came back after a commercial, Katie asked "Is She GONE yet?!?!?!?"
She was SO RUDE, and she is full of honey and sugar for the Hildabeast~

[chiefqc]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, That is a classic.

With Ann you get two for the price of one, Smart and Good Looking.

But then again you also get two for the price of one with crusty, Fat and Ugly.

[arasina]

One of your best! You and Flurry could take your songwriting show on the road. :o)

[Always Right]

But then again you also get two for the price of one with crusty, Fat and Ugly.

Hey, that's actually three!

[Conspiracy Guy]

A couple of poems to go with your song.

Hitlery

You hate the country of your birth,
You’d sell your soul to crush it.
You fight the things that made us great,
Your own demise please rush it.
New York put their faith in you,
Yes it was placed so poorly.
You will indeed soon be replaced,
They need a change so sorely.
So keep it up, your hate and scorn,
And you they will attack.
By the way I’ve heard that Satan,
Wants to buy his soul back

Flurry 10/24/03


Katie

My TV set is seldom on,
The place called NBC.
I seldom stop to listen to,
The lies they fling at me.
But every now and sometimes then,
I have to cruise on by.
To watch the little evil snit,
And laugh right in her eye.
She wrinkles up her face so tight,
It looks just like a fist.
If something good she must report,
You'll see that she is pissed.
She hates Bush and Arnold too,
America she loathes.
If I was network president,
She couldn’t buy her clothes.
So this I say for all to hear,
I think that she's a slob.
Ms Couric’s insignificant,
I’d love to take her job.

Flurry 10/8/3

[King Prout]

MITIN

[doug from upland]

Okay, you have my curiosity. What is MITIN?

[SerpentDove]

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.

[cmsgop]

Did you see the cover to the "National Examiner"? Big Hillary Gay Story right on the cover. Im surprised nobody has posted anything on it.

[doug from upland]

Please post it. I haven't seen it.

[cmsgop]

I can't find it on the net,maybe I'll buy it. I'll have to wear a disquise though ....:*)

[King Prout]

it ain't on my "about" page???
MITIN

More
Information
Than
I
Needed

aka: eeeeeeewwwwwww!

[doug from upland]

I generally don't look at "about" pages. Thanks for the explanation.

[King Prout]

Well! (fume fume snit snit) I looked at yours.
< /bogus hystrionics >

seriously, though - I have a list of shorthand and useful barbs, among other things, on my about page.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Add an anal probe and you have the perfect Troll Snit Picture.