[Catspaw]

Hey, this is Kool! As an "honorary Jew" ( no fewer than four Rabbis have so dubbed me... ) I want my share of the money and power...

Not so fast.

I'm an honorary Jew, too--and I've found out that I only make the B List of Evil Zionist Entities, and when it comes to World Domination, I can only expect my share to be Wisconsin.

Sulk. Pout.

[backhoe]

I'm an honorary Jew, too--and I've found out that I only make the B List of Evil Zionist Entities, and when it comes to World Domination, I can only expect my share to be Wisconsin.

I know what you mean- I guess with my bad luck I'd be given domination over Green Swamp Road in the lower end of the county...

[dighton]

... I only make the B List of Evil Zionist Entities, and when it comes to World Domination, I can only expect my share to be Wisconsin.

Nobody's ever satisfied. For every pound of kosher Wisconsin cheese sold, five cents goes into your secret Tel Aviv account. That's a lot of shekels.

You'll dominate Wisconsin and like it, or next stop is Franz Josef Land.

[rwfromkansas]

Same here. Yay for the conspiracy. If only it were true, how awesome that would be. :)