To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Chad Fairbanks
If you can guarantee that I'll be safe from Fairbanks (I assume that's what you mean by "things"), we can talk.
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; Harmless Teddy Bear
Good.. bad... I'm the guy with the gun... ;0)
443 posted on
11/29/2003 10:06:19 PM PST by
Chad Fairbanks
(Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile.)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Sorry. He is listed under Acts of God and so is not covered under this policy.
But for a small additional fee I can provide you with one of our fine genetically engineered kittens with death ray eyes.
Aishka might be able to slow him down a bit. Give you a chance to get away
454 posted on
11/29/2003 10:16:34 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
("Fairbanks/Harmless Teddy Bear 2004 - Give us your money and we might not hurt you!")
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