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She not only no longer serves as a reporter, but her columns and statements expose her as a President-Clinton-loving, welfare-state-supporting leftist. On Oct. 9, 2001, before the Greater Washington Society of Association Executives, Helen Thomas introduced former President Bill Clinton at a gathering of worshipful supporters. Shedding any doubt of where her politics lie, Thomas gushed, "He is the man from Hope, and that is what he has given us, hope ... He [has] also brought unprecedented prosperity to our nation, and because of that, President [Bush] can use the surplus Mr. Clinton left behind to pay for many of the nation's needs in this time of crisis." And to tie it up in a nice big bow, Thomas ended the coronation with, "We miss him." Larry Elders, Helen Thomas' Grandmother Clause |
Helen Thomas Syndrome: THE SYMPTOMS
Mia T, January 3, 2002
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The complex of symptoms associated with Helen Thomas Syndrome, (also known as 'habituated doyenne-iosis'), includes the following:
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"Purpose of missus clinton's Iraq-Afghanistan-Thanksgiving photo-op is to mine for material for prez campaign--HERS," charges unnamed dwarf "The only turkeys here are the nine legitimate Democratic candidates. . . and the taxpayers, who are footing the bill."
"The purpose of clinton's Iraq-Afghanistan-Thanksgiving photo-op is to mine for material for the presidential campaign--HERS," huffs the dwarf, also unnamed. He continues, "The Iraq-Iowa connection was not lost on ME. The only turkeys here are the nine legitimate Democratic candidates and the taxpayers, who are paying for clinton's junket... who ALWAYS pay for clinton junkets." ![]() (viewing movie requires Flash Player 6, available HERE) According to her own press release, missus clinton will not only use her Thanksgiving jaunt to defuse the clinton reputation for military effeteness and loathing; she will tackle the clinton record of rapes and other predations by arranging photo-ops with different groups of women of both countries. "I want to be sure that big-haired as well as burqaed women are involved," she said. Citing security concerns, the exact itinerary of the trip was not disclosed. Missus clinton, who travels with Secret Service protection, (also at taxpayer expense), said she was not concerned about her safety, but her office would not discuss what, if any, extra protective efforts were made for her trip. We have learned, however, that continuous sweeps will be made of missus clinton's person, looking for the activation of global-positioning nanodevices, i.e., NanoVarmin, that are believed to have been planted by the burgeoning anti-clinton Democrat opposition. |
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