Preschoolers share tips on how to cook a turkey
-- Buy an 81-pound turkey at a grocery store. Cook it for 81 hours in a super hot oven. Then take it out, let it cool off and eat it.
-- Buy a little ham turkey at the store. Cook it in a pan. Sprinkle with chips. Cook it in a medium chicken oven for four hours. Eat it.
-- Get a regular turkey at Sam's Club. Keep in the fridge. When ready to cook, sprinkle with salt. Put it into a medium hot oven for just a little while, a medium time. Then eat when done.
-- Buy a fat nine pound turkey at the market. Put nine scoops of chocolate ice cream on it. Pour nine cups of chicken soup on it. Put the turkey in a pie pan and put it into a 10 degree oven for 10 minutes. When done cut it and eat it.
-- Buy a 50-pound holiday turkey at the grocery store. Keep it in the fridge. Put it in a pan. Put on some salt, pepper and some peppermint. Then put into a 50 degree hot oven for 10 minutes. Take the turkey out. Then put on more salt, plain pepper and peppermint. Eat it!
-- Catch a turkey hiding in some tall grass. Try to catch a five pound boy turkey. Cook in a 10 degree oven for 10 seconds. Take it out of the oven and have Thanksgiving dinner.
-- I don't know how to cook a turkey. Usually we go to some friend's house for dinner. I love turkey!
-- Go to my mom's new store and buy one girl turkey and one boy turkey. Keep them in the garage. They will walk with me and play with me and I will keep them. I will buy another turkey and eat it.
-- Shoot the turkey in the wild. Put in a large pot. Pour on ketchup and mayonnaise and 10 spoons of sugar. Cook it for 100 minutes in a 10 degree oven. Take it out of the oven and eat with a bowl of vanilla ice cream. And then eat another bowl of ice cream.
-- Buy a little five pound turkey at the mall. Put the turkey in a bowl. Sprinkle with three cups of sugar. Cook it in just a little hot oven for five minutes. Take it out of the oven and cook it again for five hours more. Chop it and eat it.