-- Catch a turkey hiding in some tall grass. Try to catch a five pound boy turkey. Cook in a 10 degree oven for 10 seconds. Take it out of the oven and have Thanksgiving dinner.
-- I don't know how to cook a turkey. Usually we go to some friend's house for dinner. I love turkey!
-- Go to my mom's new store and buy one girl turkey and one boy turkey. Keep them in the garage. They will walk with me and play with me and I will keep them. I will buy another turkey and eat it.
-- Shoot the turkey in the wild. Put in a large pot. Pour on ketchup and mayonnaise and 10 spoons of sugar. Cook it for 100 minutes in a 10 degree oven. Take it out of the oven and eat with a bowl of vanilla ice cream. And then eat another bowl of ice cream.
-- Buy a little five pound turkey at the mall. Put the turkey in a bowl. Sprinkle with three cups of sugar. Cook it in just a little hot oven for five minutes. Take it out of the oven and cook it again for five hours more. Chop it and eat it.